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Dan Orlovsky is going to log onto his computer somewhere and find out he's trending on Twitter.

Jerricho Cotchery is in his 23rd season in the NFL, isn't he? Or does it just seem that way?

Fozzy Whitaker? GOOD GRIEF, THE RUNNING BACK'S A BEAR!

I actually don't miss Marrone that much. The D made up for ALOT of bad coaching on his part. I just don't want Schwartz. . . .What they really need is a coach with a aggressive mindset. Haven't had that in FOREVER. Once they find a QB, they have two young studs at WR in Watkins and Woods, and need a gameplan to match. . . . Apparently the Bills have asked for permission to speak to Pep Hamilton. He's a guy I was hoping that Minnesota would interview last season (but I'm happy as hell with Mike Zimmer). Not sure what kind of an offense he wants to run or how much of his current success he owes to Andrew Luck, but he's gotta be a damn sight better than Jim Schwartz.

How the hell was Kirk Ferentz ever a serious coaching candidate anywhere?

Donna Douglas, the woman that played Elly May Clampett, has passed away at the age of 81.

They may be less likeable it is really hard to hate someone when you hardly notice them to begin with. Unlike the SEC which is almost impossible to avoid If the SEC is the Yankees then what are teams like Oregon? A team that has very good to elite for a long period of time and are still a blip on the radar The Atlanta Braves? Also, if Ohio State wins the National Championship, their title should clearly have an asterisk because we all heard that the B1G was disqualified from the playoff after Week 2.

Serious question, since I didn't see the game. How in the sweet blue hell did Arizona beat this team?

Fun fact: The University of South Dakota, which won two games all season, gave up 62 points to Oregon.

Five turnovers in 18 minutes for Florida State. Awfully hard to win football games that way.

I have enough of a familiarity with most of the machines where I won't embarrass myself or anything, I don't think. I was just looking for more of which particular exercises I should be doing and on which days and that kind of thing.

Niners reportedly set to interview Rex Ryan on Sunday. Makes no sense to me, but hey.

POUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCE!!

Baylor/Michigan State may have just featured the fattest FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN of all time. Guy is listed at 6'7", 390. Three hundred and ninety pounds.

How Suh got away with the suspension is so hilarious that you would think it was written by Bobby Heenan or Jimmy Hart himself. 1. It was so cold that his foot was too numb to notice that he was stepping on someone's ankle. I been out in the cold a bit but never so cold that I couldn't feel anything below my ankles and if I did I wouldn't be running or playing sports. 2. It really sounded like they got away with the 'we can't stay competitive without him in the game" argument. I mean isn't the purpose of a suspension to begin with "Sir, you can't suspend this player for this game." "Why not?" "Because he's really, really good." "You know, you're right. . .no suspension!"

Because, hey, it's already 2015 where I am, and I'm playing video games. (Of course, if Rippa wants to kill this and start his own thread, fine.) But yes, Dragon Age: Inquisition is awesome (as many of us already know), and after watching enough trailers for it, I'm getting pretty psyched for No Man's Sky, too. And, of course, the next Mass Effect and Fallout games can't possibly get here fast enough.

Also per Schefter, the Jets are the favorites to land Marrone now that he's left Buffalo. And Frank Reich is the favorite to take over in Buffalo.

Doug Marrone has opted out of his contract and stepped down as the head coach of the Buffalo Bills, per Adam Schefter. Can honestly say I didn't see that coming.

I want to finally get into an actual, honest-to-goodness weight program this year. I generally work out by myself, so I'd probably gravitate more towards machines. I've been out of the gym for about a month or so, and most of my workouts are just me doing nothing but cardio (elliptical, treadmill, running on a track), but I want to balance myself out a little more. Does anyone have any recommendations for a decent weight machine training program?

Wound up choosing the Templars. The part where you find your next companion is. . .strange. But I like it so far.

I'm sure the Ravens will have an apology all written up for him by the end of the week.

Think that Gary Patterson might still be just a wee tiny bit angry at the playoff selection committee?

Suh-spended

Falcons have officially fired Mike Smith. Bears have apparently fired their GM. . .no word on Trestman yet that I can see. EDIT: Never mind. . .now FOX is saying that Trestman is gone, too.