Nice Guy Eddie

Yes, but that alone doesn't make wrestling homo-erotic. It's the poses the Fabulous Ones are in. Two guys in towels about to go take a steam. Two bare chested guys in top hats and bow ties. Two guys wearing neckerchiefs.

You're not alone. I never liked the change from goofy, cravat Chris Hero to That Young Knock Out Kid.

No, there is nothing homo-erotic about those Fabulous Ones pics. Nothing at all.

Is that so... *Click to Enlarge* It's like Ken Shamrock and Henry Rollins had a baby... That'd be one intense, ticking time bomb of a kid

Man sloths prefer Doritos, I thought everyone knew that. and Baby Ruth

What? No Loveburger as lumberjacks?

So, Michael Shane is coming back?

It wasn't for Ambrose.

Which is also an awesome "greatest hits" package by Primus.

Good work Xavier. Xavier hasn't gotten the black, militant leader role down yet. He needs to bring in Faarooq as his spiritual advisor.

Never knew that Bad News was supposed to be on DiBiase's team. You gotta think he would have been counted out after he walks out when one of his own teammates accidentally hit him.

I miss the noble video store days. It was a better time for us all. I'd want RST Video next to the Quick Stop in Leonardo, New Jersey to re-open. I'm kinda surprised Kevin Smith didn't buy them.

I'd go for the peanut butter Twix.

The company is going after that all important "Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox" demographic.In other news, yeah, this stip is underwhelming. Maybe Ambrose will dig up Matt Borne, so he can have Big Josh as a lumberjack. Grave robbing doesn't seem like something that Ambrose wouldn't stoop to.

It would be a dirty wool glove Dean found while digging through a dumpster that he glued shards of glass to. Wasn't that the Tapei Death match between Ian and Axl Rotten? That seems right up Ambrose alley.

Fuck that, a stack of pancakes.

You know, in some odd way, I think Dean would be buddies with Preston, since Preston's known the Ambrose family since childhood. There'd be a scene where Preston is sitting in the car listening to "Mandy" and the camera pans over to reveal Dean in the passenger seat. He'd be pissed at Amanda after the rejection scene near the pool. I say he walks past Melissa Joan Hart, snatches the yearbook from her and just starts scribbling his name in a random spot without even looking, while she tries to tell him he's not in there because he graduated last year. He'd totally bang Angel Stripper, though. You're right. Your Ambrose/Can't Hardly Wait fanfic is good. I salute you.

You forgot the part where Melissa Joan Hart tries to have him sign her yearbook, so he proceeds to shit in it and sign his name in feces. Then there's the threesome with Ambrose, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and the angel stripper.

Any odds that someone is dumb/crazy enough to try putting their boss through a table, gets fired, then tries to sue TNA and/or Spike?

Overture, curtains, lights,This is it, the night of nights No more rehearsing and nursing a part We know every part by heart Overture, curtains, lights This is it, you'll hit the heights And oh what heights we'll hit On with the show this is it Some guy was singing this outside the theatre when I went to see Pagliacci. I guess he gets all his high culture from Bugs Bunny cartoons. I ended up selling my ticket to some nut in a clown suit.

I hope Batista returns at some point, so the fashion watch returns. He never has to wrestle, just walk to the ring and let us marvel at his glorious fashion choices.

Voted the top party school last year by Maxim Magazine

Even if the guy didn't have enough family or friends to act as pallbearers, the funeral home staff will stand in as pallbearers.

There's actually about 30 more clowns piled into the casket.

"He can be pedantic, he can be pedantic" The Russo/Dixie relationship will end when Dixie tries to take credit for buying the big salad.