Nice Guy Eddie

That's how negotiations are done in the bizzaro world.

If there are any mute characters, the Bellas might be ok. Even then, I'm not sure of their ability to emote non-verbally.

There's a lot of reasons I can't help but like Lana.

That's not as good as what you got in the mail from Herb Abrams UWF fanclub.

I absolutely see Vince disliking NXT: too much wrestling, not enough promos, no heel authority figure, no McMahon family feuds, women not portrayed as crazy bitches.

They can try to steal Ambrose's beans and whatever else he cooks in a garbage can, but then you're risking your life.

We might get a blind, black Klansman when Vince gets to 2004 and Chappelle's Show.

Second choice should be Virgil, if WWE can come up with that fuck money.

I love the cheap dvd and cd bins at Best Buy.

Bon Scott would stand up out of the grave and applaud you for that.

Vince must be upset getting your cock and balls caught in your zipper isn't PG. That would have happened in the attitude era if he was up on the movies at the time.

There will always be money mark indy promoters that will pay guys because they have WWE on their résumé.

I couldn't sleep last night, so I went back and started to re-read the Hulk Hogan dumpster fire thread. I read up to about page 20. I still didn't fall asleep and just tossed and turned until I woke up @ 7:15, but at least I got a lot of laughs again. That thread is gold.

KC beating Toronto helps the Yankees. That's my main concern.

I hated Bautista before he chucked his bat, and that made it worse. He's going to get drilled when Toronto plays Kansas City, especially if Yordano Ventura is pitching for KC.

That tattoo may as well have no pussy across it as if it were nWo spray painted on the big gold belt.

They both look way too much like Brian Posehn, which really sucks because I like Brian Posehn's comedy.

That's what the End Time that Jimmy Jacobs used was, so it'd be a nice nod to his AOTF past.

I love wrestling and the spread eagle title belt, but why do that to yourself? At least it's not as bad as the fat guy with the Hulk Hogan back tattoo.

i have it on good authority that Comet also makes your mouth turn green and vomit

Can we extend that conspiracy to A-Rod? I just want him gone. He served his sentence. Do you want Melky Cabrera, Bartolo Colon, Johnny Peralta, Nelson Cruz, Ryan Bruan, Francisco Cervelli, etc. all gone as well?

Definitely AJ.She was called back to her home planet unexpectedly. Planet Punk?

Who loves ya, baby?

I'm pretty sure Arn has always looked that way. I don't think Arn was ever a child. He popped out as a surly, 30 something and gave the doctor a spinebuster.

I'm surprised the celebrity inductee isn't going to Lemmy and Motorhead. I guess they don't want too many dead inductees in one year. You've already got the Bossman, Gordy, and Buddy Roberts.