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  1. Overly Critical Man
    When Jericho starts running out of money around 2004, Dixie Carter tells her father about this wrestling company run by the lead singer of Fozzy that can bought on the cheap...and by 2013, Monty Brown and Chuck Palumbo are among the first inductees to the Jericho-run WCW hall-of-fame.
  2. Overly Critical Man
    Funny enough, after the show, they showed TJ Perkins being offered a contract by Dixie on youtube. Good for him, tbh. He seemed really happy about it.
  3. Overly Critical Man
    Ric Flair and Bret Hart worked the leg for decades and no one complained.
  4. Overly Critical Man
    If you consider the theory that Punk lost 10 votes every time he did a flying elbowdrop instead of a missile dropkick, everything makes more sense.
  5. Overly Critical Man
    They can have AJ wear an xxxl t-shirt like he does now with his emo gimmick.
  6. Overly Critical Man
    Shame on Keller for not digging DDP when he was driving Cadillacs at WM and jobbing to Johnny Gunn on WCW Worldwide.
  7. Overly Critical Man
    The Sin Cara army should be followed in by the 50 John Cena clones that were part of his WM entrance that one year. It should all coincide with John Cena's return. So you essentially have a main event angle built around people looking like Sin Cara and John Cena...just like how HHH must have envisioned it when he first signed Mistico all those years ago.
  8. Overly Critical Man
    ADR's character is kinda problematic in that he wins cleanly fairly often and nothing he does in-ring is very heelish. He's not even sleazy or anything...he's a handsome rich dude that smiles a lot. Then he cuts promos about being a Latino hero at Summerslam and you're not even sure if he's being sincere or insincere, since he just beat Christian fair and square and it ends up looking like a half-hearted face turn. He's absolute gold in the ring, though. Definitely a top 5 worker in the company.
  9. Overly Critical Man
    What, you mean like some kind of PROTOTYPE?No, more like some kind of NARCISSIST.They can have Nikki Bella keep vaguely mentioning that John's changed since the surgery on Total Divas and then BAM...the narcissist John Cena.
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    I always knew Christian was a top notch worker.
  11. Overly Critical Man
    They need to kayfabe that Cena had a titanium plate implanted into his arm.
  12. Overly Critical Man
    If Reigns could ever develop a flying elbow as great as Test's, I would consider his career a resounding success.
  13. Overly Critical Man
    I heard they found out Cena's triceps tear wasn't as big as initially thought, so rehab will be quicker.
  14. Overly Critical Man
    It says a lot about a company when jabronies like Jimmy Jacobs, Domino or Eddie Kingston can pose a serious threat to its existence.
  15. Overly Critical Man
    Curtis Axel may be the blandest wrestler on the roster, but he's the fucking Ultimate Warrior when compared to Matt Morgan.
  16. Overly Critical Man
    Brock is basically Batman and Heyman is his bat signal. I guess that means Sable is Alfred.
  17. Overly Critical Man
    Punk If that happens, I'd vote for Brock to eventually get tired of HHH's shit(Perhaps the RAW after Bryan miraculously defeats him on a ppv) and then casually destroy everyone in the ring, complete with Heyman frantically screaming "NOOOO, BROCK!" Brock needed Heyman's help like five times to beat Punk, he's not casually destroying anyone. When you have a skinny fat dude land on you with the world's worst elbowdrop, it would take anyone a few minutes to regain their bearings at the embarassment and shock of having to sell it.
  18. Overly Critical Man
    If that happens, I'd vote for Brock to eventually get tired of HHH's shit(Perhaps the RAW after Bryan miraculously defeats him on a ppv) and then casually destroy everyone in the ring, complete with Heyman frantically screaming "NOOOO, BROCK!"
  19. Overly Critical Man
    Even in a kayfabe universe, this ranking isn't in any way logical nor is it rooted in reality.
  20. Overly Critical Man
    Feuding with Curtis Axel is truly A+ material. On another note...this spoiler recapper is has my gratitude for not trying to douche it up.
  21. Overly Critical Man
    Teenage Gohan was weaker than he was as a 9 year old. If anything, Daniel Bryan has only continued to grow in power. He's more like Future Trunks, left alone in a post-apocalyptic world, fighting a hopeless battle against HHH and Randy Orton(Who would appropriately be an Android in this scenario).
  22. Overly Critical Man
    "The American Dragon" Bo Dallas.
  23. Overly Critical Man
    I think what you're trying to say is that they need to book The Corporation as Dump Matsumoto's Atrocious Alliance and Bryan as Chigusa and Kane as Lioness Asuka. Maybe Mark Henry can be Devil Masami. This will work, only if they have a title vs beard match leading to little Jimmys crying in the stands as HHH and Orton shave off Bryan's beard.
  24. Overly Critical Man
    Mark Henry should've grabbed Randy right then and there and WSS'd him on the ramp. It's not like anyone would've said or done a damn thing after he did it except toss money at his feet. I also like how prominently displayed Darren Young is in that shot.
  25. Overly Critical Man
    Gonna need to see how good their missile dropkicks are before I'm sold on that angle.
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