Overly Critical Man

Big E doing stuff sounds great. The main event sounds great. Everything else...meh.

We need to bring back the Dustin match of the day.

They problem is that they give Del Rio nothing in terms of storylines or giving you a reason to care about him beyond his in-ring work. He just goes out there, dominates some random face by working over the arm and makes them tapout to his armbar. His face run had something going after the LMS with Big Show...and then suddenly they forget he's a rich millionaire Mexican and instead he's fighting for the common man...which is obviously a huge character inconsistency that the fans didn't buy into.

His ability to weakly punch the air a foot above D-Bry's head and still hurt him is particularly impressive. If you're going to throw punches...steal from the best in the business.

6'5 luchadores with legitimate Olympic-level amateur wrestling and MMA backgrounds are a dime a dozen now? If they can't do anything to make more than like 5 people want to watch them, then yes. And those 5 people probably post here. ADR is terrible. Pfft...there's at least 6 people here that enjoy ADR matches. ADR rules.

6'5 luchadores with legitimate Olympic-level amateur wrestling and MMA backgrounds are a dime a dozen now?

GOD YES actually fuck the wyatts, have sullivan and lewin ritualistically murder every jobber on the roster not figuratively The WWE ain't ready for the Purple Haze.

The only ratings that were ever relevant were the ones that showed that 600,000 people would turn the channel whenever Dolph Ziggler showed up.

So reading around some dirt sheets and apparently this was the start to a Sandow face turn. Lemme just say...ew.

Bray ends up in a cave with his master Kevin Sullivan as John Cena remarks that the water is not hot.

So, maybe I missed it...but why is Vickie angry at Del Rio?

I needed that Rhodes family shirt before I even knew it existed.

Ted Turner moves everyone to Atlanta and they take over the muthaship on the superstation every Saturday night with the occasion pre-empted show due to Braves baseball is the stuff dreams are made of.

Sandow is about 400 miles away from the area of "Ready to hold the world title" that Jack Swagger was when he had the MitB. If anything, Cody should win the damn world title to complete his redemption story arc of being fired -> rehired -> fulfilling his potential... ...and then Sandow cashes in on HIM.

Blowing Cena's return in a non-sensical title match is what's best for business.

When Goldust went up to the top and stood with his back to the ring, for a second there, I thought 40-plus year old Dustin was going to do a fucking moonsault and lost my shit.

Cesaro giving Steph the giant swing while Bryan puts HHH in the airplane spin should end a Wrestlemania.

This is all you need to know about this ppv.

Rhodes family winning and Cesaro basically turning himself face with the Khali giant swing were the two best things about this show. Everything else just seemed like filler.

I can't wait until the Total Divas season finale where they reveal that Nikki was always Brie and Brie was always Nikki and they had pulled off the ultimate twin magic on Bryan and Cena.

I'm pretty sure Fandango is an actual ballroom dancer. It's only because Summer Rae doesn't have the same grace and talent that the original Fandangirl has, that forces him to dumb down his enchanting dance moves for the general public..

We're gonna need to bring back Winter and use her vampiric time travel powers to start up the Crisis on Infinite TNAs storyline we had on the old board. Maybe hire Archibald Peck too if we need a time traveller on the opposing side.

Randy is just lucky that he didn't accidentally activate Brie mode, or that would've been his ass.

Not if he can't get it up... He can be a power bottom.

Big Show's gone from being bankrupt...to being close to death because he's part of the giant species...to now being impotent. He's this close to having Steph reveal he's turning tricks on the street corner for spare change.