Overly Critical Man

Whoever said Randy Orton was Squirtle doesn't know anything about pokemon. People actually gave a damn about Squirtle.

Corporate Kane makes it six people in The Authority that are more interesting and over than Randy Orton in this stable.

Maybe since AJ took the original title, that stip doesn't apply to this new title or something.

So the Final Battle main event is Elgin vs Cole for the ROH title. Why the hell isn't it Briscoe vs Cole? Isn't that why he has a customized belt? Or are they going to do a triple threat match? Damnit...they probably are.

Was it "Sting isn't allowed to get another title shot" or "Sting isn't allowed to get another title shot against Bully Ray"?

That's not fair...bob barker is more interesting than everything.

Reminds me... Remember when Dolph started the face run, and his gimmick was being the best at running away? Alas, Dolph's attempt at stealing the Being Hornswoggle championship failed.

$1.2 billion? WWE doesn't even have a market cap of $1 billion on the stock exchange.

I can't be the only one amused by the fact that the crowd went nuts when Big Show said he would bankrupt WWE and essentially kill the company.

He'll probably squash Sandow/Swagger/Cesaro on a few Smackdowns inbetween too.

Is Sandow's finisher now, really a full nelson slam? That's not a main event finisher, brah. Back to the drawing board with you.

Natty needing a distraction to help her win against Summer Rae doesn't speak too well for her.

Their plans to make Stone Cold Paul Wight the face of the company are succeeding spectacularly.

I really hope Ted Turner happens to find a spare $5 million or so underneath his sofa cushion and gets back into the wrasslin business. TNA...Turner NonStop Action.

I doubt we'd find enough people to pool enough money to buy a TNA ppv, much less TNA.

Magnus isn't even that jacked. What a weird person to point out as a wellness violation waiting to happen, when Rob Terry's on the roster.

I heard it, but the last thing I want to see is HHH wrestle, so I ignored it.

The "let's just see where this goes" people need to shut their pieholes once and for all. HHH could come out and masturbate to pictures of himself for three hours and people here would still say " This is going somewhere. This is a slow burn" Yeah...it went right over a cliff and left us with HHH/HBK conflicted bromance part 466447347472 and John Cena and Randy Orton on top of the card. Simply beautiful.

Once I understand wtf Meltzer was trying to say in that transcribed mess, I'll comment. That being said...keep Bischoff far away.

That's a blessing in disguise. I don't want to see anyone saying: "This is Allen Jones talking to Terry Bollea" on my screen ever. Too bad they got rid of Feast or Fired, though. Christopher Daniels in a Curry Man costume could have cashed in on AJ while he's wrestling in Mexico or something.

More Norv Vernum is always a good thing.

In other news...apparently Eric Bischoff is gone.

Salt Lake actually had a good crowd that cheered for everything. I'm shocked...does WWE not tour there or something?

CM Punk is dragging Big E down.

I've read sites that said they had sold 3000 out of the 6000 tickets that were available, before Sunday. I guess giving away about 1000 tickets wouldn't be that far-fetched.