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Overly Critical Man

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  1. This is likely because Bryan and Sami have both wrestled on cards with even less people than were there for Mania.
  2. I for one hope they continue to play to the non-existent fans in the crowd while doing complete entrances and making weird pauses in their promos like they’re reacting to overwhelming “What?” chants.
  3. We needed HHH holding a framed picture of Vince Sr and going “LETS GET BIZZAY!”
  4. Government official: "Mr. MacMahon, why on Earth would you still hold WrestleMania in the middle of a global pandemic when everything else has been cancelled?" Vince: "Because I have RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!!!"
  5. I thought this was a pretty good show until that god awful main event. I thought the Elimination Chamber with Lashley winning the ECW title would never be topped for awfulness and yet...here we are.
  6. Moxley wrestling thirty minutes with a fake eyepatch compromising his vision and getting everyone to hit him there anyway is like wrestling’s version of “own the libs”. I can imagine him coming up with this plan in Kayfabe and ranting and raving to Renee Young about it and when she points out the logical fallacies, he’s just like “Of course a WOMAN wouldn’t understand the brilliance of my plan!” Also...very shrewd of Cody to make himself completely unmarketable with that shitty neck tattoo so other wrestlers on the roster can rise up and become The Guy instead.
  7. If you want unbiased officiating then you shouldn’t be an evil demon from hell. They’ve been persecuted for centuries.
  8. Didn’t realize Bray Wyatt is also from Boston.
  9. The only geeks are the ones that want to see a rematch or prolonged feud between Goldberg and The Fiend.
  10. That crowd reaction at the end for the Cena/Fiend kind of proves that wins and losses really don’t matter for WM and people just want to see cool match ups. Speaking of cool match ups...let’s get Gulak vs Bryan on a ppv.
  11. Or she learned how to do run-ins from Sandman.
  12. Knowing this board’s tastes, they’d want to see Funk vs Roman because he still throws beautiful punches.
  13. And of course AJ got pinned by one chokeslam. Guys, you’ve obviously forgotten that AJ has shown a weakness for chokeslams throughout his career. If only Undertaker created a dangerous pit...
  14. That’s so true about kids and Goldberg. My nephew also saw Goldberg’s entrance in one of those 2K games and he wouldn’t shut up about it. Goldberg’s mystique is alive and well with little kids. If there’s anyone they can buy beating The Fiend, it’s the guy who beat Brock Lesnar in a minute, who has highlights on the Network of him giving The Big Show a Jackhammer and who always shows up on tv and destroys everybody.
  15. When the thread has to use a weird talking point like "Randy Savage was not an ace worker" in order to defend shittiness of The Fiend, we have strayed way too far from god's light.
  16. Goldberg vs Roman Reigns sounds a lot better on the WM card than fat Bray Wyatt in a Halloween mask no-selling everything vs Roman Reigns.
  17. I did in a schoolyard fight in high school, so your entire argument is now invalidated.
  18. I’d rather see another Cena/Orton match than Ciampa/Gargano again.
  19. That kid is probably a jerk too. No mercy.
  20. I think it was the use of the word “finally” that confused me, as I think there’s been lots of women feuds in the WWE that I would say were interesting watches in the last year. Unless you meant the Smackdown brand and Bayley specifically.
  21. How else can they capitalize on Bianca Belair? If she doesn’t get a title shot it could be seen as a waste but the fact she IS getting one is also a waste? In this thread alone, I’ve seen Ruby Riott, Bianca Belair, Montez Ford and Liv Morgan described as wrestlers that “deserve better”. The idea that everyone deserves it is the reason why the detestable concept of 50/50 booking exists. If everyone is special...then no one is special. And even when WWE tries to do something with these wrestlers it’s still not seen as good enough. The fact is, not everyone can be pushed straight to the top at the same time and someone’s gotta put over the actual chosen ones. And I’m glad they’ve actually decided to strike when the iron is hot for once and Rhea is their chosen one. If Bianca or Io or Shayna or Charlotte or whoever has to be sacrificed for that greater good then so be it.
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