Overly Critical Man

In The Wrestler, wasn’t The Ram Jam a diving headbutt? And didn’t Randy The Ram Robinson die after doing it? The diving headbutt is even a shitty move in the movies.

For all we know, Becky destroys an inexperienced Lacey the same way Naomi destroyed an inexperienced Lana and then we all can move on with our lives.

I don’t know if Kevin Owens doing the Stunner is suppose to make me cheer for him, because every time he does it, I want to yell at him to stop doing it.

Yeah, I agree. Adam Cole should stay in NXT forever. ?

So we wait all those months for Lacey Evans to do something, she cheap shots Becky with her NAMED signature punch... ...and Becky absolutely no-sells it. Better stick to walking around, Lacey.

It was everything that came after that hurt it tbh.

Not to kill the narrative, but Becky clearly had the best hair.

Speaking of flash pins, I loved that Hawkins won by basically cribbing the finish to Bret vs Diesel.

It’s amazing that in July of last year, I was at a panel with Becky and Ryder/Hawkins at ComicCon where Ryder/Hawkins said “We should team up again. We can become two-time tag team champions!” and Becky said “I think Ronda came to the WWE to wrestle me. What do you guys think about that? The armbar vs the Dis-arm-her at Wrestlemania!” and they were both laughed off as jokes. And yet, here we are. Life is funny and wonderful, sometimes.

Best Mania in years. Fight me.

Matt hardy looks fantastic.

Zack Ryder is wearing the same colors as The Revival and it's confusing the hell out of me.

Charlotte Flair’s father sure has a weird view about Ric Flair’s daughter.

The Adam Cole chant is over and not Adam Cole.

Well, after all that I sure am glad Becky and Charlotte are gonna a hug after the match at WM.

I'd rather see Shinsuke become a pokemon trainer than see Asuka become an evil clown tbh.

If you were working for the McMahons, wouldn’t you want to half ass it too?

Which was precipitated by a speech explaining why Becky was choosing Charlotte to fight Ronda. Now would make no damn sense after all the shit she’s been through. And why the hell would Sasha and Bayley be there? Daniel Bryan might as well hug Kofi.

Becky hugging Charlotte so they can both hold up a title and then Bayley and Sasha coming out too at the end of WM is retarded and stupid and makes no sense in the storyline where Becky supposedly hates Charlotte for being a line jumping heel who gets everything handed to her. So of course it’ll likely happen that way.

Shut up, I wasn’t crying when the Usos forfeited the match, you were crying.

...soup for you.

The Van Buren Boys!

He looks like the parody Stan Hansen a WWE heel would bring out to make fun of Hansen, who Stan Hansen would then give a lariat to.

Roman struggling against Baron Corbin exposes the business more than Ronda saying wrestling is fake.

I’m pretty sure Nigel and Christopher Daniels were also members. So there was like seven of them.