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Good thing that it wasn't Lanny Poffo who had been arrested.

Which was then followed by Sheamus attempting to ride around on him, eating berries and a couple Koopa Troopas along the way.

First pic reminds me of... ...which would make for a pretty decent photoshop, if I may say so.

I wonder if it was a repainted Hero Head, that Hogan received all boxed up on Nitro...

I've gotta track that one down. I hope it's on WWEN.

It's a shame John Entwistle was too busy touring, otherwise he and Los Hermanos Muerte would've been a solid team at King of Trios '70. Of course, this would be after he turned on his previous teammates, Boris Malenko and La Araña.

Wait, 45 legit, or it felt like 45?

Yeah, that blew my mind. I bet he does it all the time now that he knows he's capable of doing so.

In the kayfabe world, I hope the doctor gave him his own medicine with the "I've Got Some Bad News..." line. For which he then proceeded to Bull Hammer the doc with his good arm.

Sort of in the same vein as some of the miscast PSA ads they've done above and on tv, the merch they had for certain guys is slightly humorous. Take this Texas Tornado prescription note pad for instance. Okay, let's take a moment and be honest for the sake of hilarity. Wouldn't it have been pretty funny if he had been nabbed by the Feds because forged his RX notes with these? I mean, come on.

If he did luck out, it probably wouldn't be of any use anyway. Since he'd repeatedly wash it off if he thought JR was stopping by.

Of course. Had he sprung for restoration, he would've looked like Stalin. Which is completely against every fiber of his being.

Paul Diamond.

So could Gary Wolfe. What about Raven?

Hmm. Good call.

He's like the face version of Buddy Revell from Three O'Clock High.

Simple. Watts shit-talked Bruno after he got a perm, saying his new hair wouldn't win in a bar fight. He also called him a Mary. At least, that's what I was told.

"Superbly" Snooker, distant relative of The Smoke.

WTF is up with Schiavone's hair? It's Style Council-era Schiavone.

Wasn't the Kidman "botch" intentional? Because I feel like he did it one, maybe two more times after that. Not counting the brain bleeder he gave Chavo years later.

I always thought it was that tailbone-first landing in the ring that caused the injury, and that the apron spot was just when it became real obvious he was hurt, no?

To let you know that the wrestlers, who are real, may say or do things that, while they are real, they are not real in sense that they did not *really* happen to their *real* opponent which is all predetermined.