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  1. Ray Winstone has two daughters. That was Lois Winstone. Alfie Allen is affianced to the younger one, Jamie Winstone. Better choice probably. Edit: On second thought, nevermind. They both look too much like him.
  2. The main whore who died at the hands of Ygritte is Ray Winstone's daughter (and Alfie Allen's fiance). She is following in the footsteps of her father by dying brutally onscreen. I was wondering why her voice was so deep in her first GoT appearance.
  3. The Tourist will make you question why you continue to do movies.
  4. Is Jennifer Lawrence gonna play Jolie in her biopic?
  5. If you think he looks ridiculous with those hairpieces, you definitely don't want to see him after being released from federal prison. You know what? You probably do.
  6. Yeah but Daniel Day-Lewis is the ultimate Oscar whore. Hell, even Sean Penn occasionally does a movie that's not Oscar bait, but not DDL... An actor CHOOSING not to do shitty movie. What a novel idea.
  7. The ending and Arya's demented laugh are probably on the same level of disturbing for me. Something is wrong with the core of my soul now.
  8. Saw bits and pieces. Soliman was just outboxing him round after round from what I saw.
  9. There is a movie called The Perez Family with Alfred Molina, Anjelica Huston, and Marisa Tomei (who got top billing). Poor Marisa Tomei is struggling to play a convincing Cuban and chewing scenery as Charo-lite while Huston and Molina give the classiest performance you can for a mid-tier comedy/family drama. Tomei and Huston don't even really share a scene together, and that contributes to it feeling like two different movies. One woman is giving her heart and soul to be an endearing character and the other is going for the authenticity of Al Pacino in Scarface and Carlito's Way. Keep in mind that both women not only won one of the highest honors, but the same goddamn award for Best Supporting Actress. Hell, I would even say that Celia Cruz and Trini Alvarado were better than Tomei. Celia Cruz was clearly shoehorned into the movie and had like 3 or 4 lines BTW.
  10. Q: How many hacky jokes, goofy scenarios, and cameos can we jam into a two hour movie? A: ALL OF THEM McKay is way too complacent now and it finally showed up.
  11. They'll continue to make the 2nd and 3rd tier movies simply because Downey Jr. probably won't do Iron Man every 3 years. He will be 53 by the time the third Avengers movie happens. They could (and probably will) replace him eventually, but that would be fucking weird considering how the franchise started.
  12. All three of those choices could backfire hardcore. How good is Thurber without the obscene jokes and dildo/giant swollen testicle sight gags? I mean they kinda stole the middle finger bit from Talladega Nights for GotG, but at least McKay can have some decent PG-13 friendly stuff outside of that.
  13. "Are you ready?" Is Shawn Michaels getting an EP credit or something?
  14. Did whoever directed this movie guerilla film the stuff on the airplane like Michael Mann did for Manhunter?
  15. $40 million disaster movie? If you talking about one of those faux "See people do believe in Jesus" movies, then you can basically do that with $20 million and put it out through New Line Cinema or Focus Features. The fuck you need $40 million for.
  16. I'm pretty sure that movie was on television the other day. I had no interest in watching. Anyway, there is a big opportunity for the studios to screw it up. I don't think there is any big interest in finding the in between for Heaven is for Real and Noah (and Exodus later this year). If there was, you would have to believe the studios would overthink it and put it out at a super competitive time to capitalize on the fanbase. it's one thing to release a movie in January-mid April and another to put out Memorial Day weekend or Christmas Day. If it were Lionsgate or Relativity Media, I could see someone put a decent size budget behind it and push out on a reasonable date. However, if you're pushing stuff like I, Frankenstein to January 2014 when it was filmed in early 2012, I don't see it being the best bet to do a Christian cash grab on a non comic book movie jerkoff or Fast & Furious part XVI weekend.
  17. Ariel Helwani ‏@arielhelwani 12m Dana White just told me Wanderlei is still a UFC fighter. "I said he was done for (the) July 5th (card) and NSAC would decide his fate."
  18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0gbQk38F0g MICHAEL K WILLIAMS AS FREEWAY RICK ROSS!
  19. Ariel Helwani ‏@arielhelwani 5m Mark Hunt vs. Roy Nelson slated for Japan in September -- http://sbn.to/1k5RITw
  20. I thought that was Breaking Bad? Nope
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