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Directing a movie better than Roland Emmerich shouldn't be that hard.

Cain Velasquez is going to rehab for five to six months after shoulder surgery.

Claudia Gadelha! My pick to win.

Maybe he can get us that one of those elusive playoff wins that Matt Stafford has ...oh nevermind. They don't even pay Stafford to be shitty, They're just paying Megatron to bide time until he turns on Stafford just like AJ did to Schaub.

And yet on his worst day he still owned the Cowboys! That would be the Cards game he played in last year where he threw two pick sixes to a team who had lost NINE straight games.

I'd take that over an entire history of bums.

Maybe someone can get the Lions past seven playoff wins in franchise history and enough to get them up to .500.

I never knew that. Fascinating.

What if aliens came down from Mars and give Kyle Shanahan superpowers to make Pierre Garcon be able to catch passes thrown at his chest and Santana Moss not past his prime? I wonder....

UFC on Fox 9: Johnson vs. Benavidez December 14, 2013 Sacramento, CA (Sleep Train Arena) UFC Flyweight Championship: Demetrious Johnson (125) © vs. Joseph Benavidez (125) (third defense) - Johnson, KO (punch), R1 (2:08) Urijah Faber (135) vs. Michael McDonald (135.25) - Faber, SUB (guillotine choke), R2 (3:22) Chad Mendes (145) vs. Nik Lentz (145) - Mendes, DEC (unanimous) Joe Lauzon (155) vs. Mac Danzig (155) - Lauzon, DEC (unanimous) Fox Sports 1 Preliminary Card: Court McGee (169.5) vs. Ryan LaFlare (170) - LaFlare, DEC (unanimous) Edson Barboza (155) vs. Danny Castillo (155) - Barboza, DEC (majority) Pat Healy (155) vs. Bobby Green (155) - Green, DEC (unanimous) Scott Jorgensen (124.5) vs. Zach Makovsky (125) - Makovsky, DEC (unanimous) Sam Stout (154) vs. Cody McKenzie (155) - Stout, DEC (unanimous) Roger Bowling (155) vs. Abel Trujillo (155) - Trujillo, TKO (punches), R2 (1:35) Facebook Preliminary Card: Darren Uyenoyama (125) vs. Alptekin Özkiliç (125) - Özkiliç, DEC (split) Event Bonuses ($50,000) : Knockout of the Night: Demetrious Johnson Submission of the Night: Urijah Faber Fight of the Night: Edson Barboza vs. Danny Castillo Attendance: 11,573 Gate: $1,066,610 Rating: 1.8 (2.8 million viewers) Cancelled Bouts: Anthony Pettis vs. Josh Thomson - Injury to Pettis (Knee) Scott Jorgensen vs. Ian McCall - Injury to McCall (Hand) Kelvin Gastelum vs. Court McGee - Injury to Gastelum (Knee) John Moraga vs. Darren Uyenoyama - Injury to Moraga Pat Healy vs. Jamie Varner - Injury to Varner (Torn Rotator Cuff) John Dodson vs. Scott Jorgensen - Injury to Dodson (Knee) Carlos Condit vs. Matt Brown - Injury to Brown (Herniated Discs)

Well it's not a press conference or even HIS press conference. It's some media event at a ice skating ring in Quebec City.

Ned Stark ain't dead!

The Superdome, where bad defenses go to die.

Not when you need a TON of safety help, a defensive line, and cornerback depth. In three years probably. They got Ware, Lee, and a couple other guys, but they wasted defensive picks on guys who never actually played a lick.

Also, they can not have to look for a QB every year in the draft like they're the Cleveland Browns. When you have someone (the Joneses) who is not particularly good (average at best) at drafting, the last thing you need is to continue to look for quarterbacks.

Memo: Fire defense. Get players on Adderall.

Alshon Jeffery, fantasy football savior

Willie Beamen in the endzone. Oliver Stone would be proud.

With rings and Lombardi trophies and stuff.

Because Tony Romo is your starting QB, duh. Says the man who is a fan of the Dallas Cowboys of the NFC North Shit, I wish the Lions had the 5 Super Bowl trophies to go with the mediocrity. And not have the best player in franchise history be disgraced into retirement because of years of futility.

Because Tony Romo is your starting QB, duh. Says the man who is a fan of the Dallas Cowboys of the NFC North

What a drive. WHY CAN'T WE DO THAT MORE?!?!

Normally, I don't get hyped for potential trailer premieres during the Super Bowl. But after the leaked one with Oppenheimer, I am so hyped for this one possibly showing up.

Oh most definitely, like why Why the fuck would Vincent Cassel allow McAvoy's character to pick a hypnotherapist out of a book instead of just finding one himself? That's an easy way to avoid getting extorted.