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Lawful Metal

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  1. Nailed it again! Deshaun is your rookie of the year leader now. ive never seen the Texans offense running so smoothly. It’s foreign. Give Deshaun all the awards!
  2. Andrew Luck to IR by week 6
  3. Texans stomp the Titans. Watt makes a living in the backfield with tackles for loss on both RBs, then Clowney and Mercilus brutalize Mariota when he tries to run. D'Onta Foreman gets more carries this week and is the exotic smash mouth that the Titans wish they were. Deshaun dials down the running, and hits a long bomb to Fuller. Texans are back in the running for the division and Deshaun is the early favorite for rookie of the year.
  4. So if Neville can never again challenge for the Cruiserweight belt, does that mean he gets to wrestle on the normal Raw roster?
  5. Now that Roman has vanquished that dastardly John Cena, I'm sure the fans will cheer for him now! And if not, I'm sure when he kicks out of that one F-5 that has put down everyone else, then the fans will cheer for him!
  6. All the wrong finishes. Well, maybe not Miz over Jordan. But when your most satisfying win of the night was evil Miz winning with a distraction finish, there's something wrong. Bray is worthless. So Finn's win is worthless. Cesaro and Seamus deserved to win on that super powerbomb of Rollins onto Ambrose. Especially after Cesaro toughed the match out after busting his teeth over selling terrible Ambrose offense. Nia was the MVP of the women's match, and we still end up having Bliss pin Bayley clean because Bayley is stupid. Roman v. Cena was the trolliest way they could've booked the match. And there's absolutely no value in having Brock keep the belt. He's not wrestling again any time soon. I'm not even gonna talk about Enzo. The only positive is maybe Neville is heading back to the regular roster. He's always been too good for the sideshow cruiserweights have become. Honestly, I'm pretty sure Vince hates the fans.
  7. Also, fuck the refs. If they ever call someone for holding JJ Watt it'll be for the first time. That's ridiculous.
  8. I was so close to being right. I just forgot that you can't give Brady any time left. I'm pissed that D'Onta didn't get the ball on that 3rd and 1. And Corey Moore dropped that game-ending interception. Deshaun did shock the world, though. Best performance by a Texans QB ever?
  9. Jesus H. Christ. Fuck the Knicks. Fuck the Thunder. It'll be hilarious when all three leave OKC next year. And I don't know how good this superteam will be if Westbrook never passes to George or Melo.
  10. I *think* we can cover that spread. It is cute that you don't think we'll be shut out though.
  11. Deshaun Watson shocks the world in Foxboro. I think the Texans are gonna be run heavy and feature the TEs, and I think we're going to see some trick plays. Will Fuller might be back so we might see some play action bombs that'll probably not work most of the time. defensively the Texans will line up JJ Watt and JD Clowney and 3-4 DE and they will crush the interior of the Pats O-line knock Brady off rhythm. And Deshaun will take another to the house to win it. It will be a strange world with the Pats 1-2 and the Texans 2-1.
  12. I think the Giants O-Line might be worse than the Texans!
  13. Texans are in first place!
  14. Deshaun Watson is Michael Jordan's son! No one denies this!
  15. Hey It's been 7 years since the last time Cushing got popped for roids. And it wasn't roids, it was "overtraining disorder"
  16. Called it. Woohoo! Deshaun is undefeated as a starter! Deshaun wins it by pure force of will with the big runs. And I was greatly amused by the Texans just putting ALL of their offensive lineman on the field at the same time. Deshaun is the greatest of all time!!! also I'm pretty sure Gene Atkins actually murdered him a few times.
  17. Dumb question: why don't NFL broadcast from a north - south angle / madden view / all 22 angle? Why are we stuck with this left to right view point where we can't even see the wide receivers/ defensive backs battle? Always strange how no one has ever even tried it. If it's good enough for Madden, why not for tv?
  18. Brian Cushing busted for PEDs. Again. May honestly be an upgrade to the defense by subtraction. Cushing looked done last year. Zach Cunningham presumably moves up depth chart. Cushing ain't even fighting it. Time to face facts: Cush was juicing in college, got busted in 2010 and busted again in 2017. He's been juicing the whole damn time.
  19. Deshaun Watson's first start tomorrow! On national TV! With the worst Offensive Line I've ever seen! Deshaun is gonna win it by pure force of will. Texans D will wake up and eat Andy Dalton for breakfast. really shocked that the Texans haven't signed TJ Yates yet.
  20. I've long thought that Braun should beat Brock, have a successful title defense at the next PPV, then drop the title to Roman after the shield reforms and triple bombs him through the table. Braun can then murder Dean and Seth at consecutive PPVs, win the royal rumble, and then beat Roman at Wrestlemania. of course it would require Roman and Dean and Seth to be heels, so it has no chance of happening. Plus it takes Brock out of the main event. But it seems such simple storytelling.
  21. I thought Kairi knew a little elbow drop wouldn't beat Bianca, so she threw her whole body at her. Didn't see it as a botch, more a desperation move from the tiny pirate onto the much bigger Bianca.
  22. Astros win 7 in a row! How's that lead over Cleveland growing? Oh wait. They're at what 14 wins in a row?
  23. And Verlander wins his first start! 6 wins in a row, undefeated in September!
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