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This should explain:

NBA ref Bill Kennedy has come out of the closet. He's also the reason why Rajon Rondo was given a small vacation on Friday. Apparently after he got ejected in the Mexico City game, he repeatedly called Kennedy a 'faggot.'

Bortles has become a very valuable secret this season. No one wants him because of his team, but he's always at least at 15 points, and usually much higher.

If it we're a real Oilers shirt it would say "Luv Ya Blue", every Houstonian knows that. Dusty doesn't know the proper one since he's from Austin. How am I the first person to say that this MUST be a Blue Pants shirt?

How is Sheamus retaining a good idea? Sure, the match was great once it really got going, but now the champ looks amazingly weak, the challenger looks like a sore loser, and no one wins. But hey, Roman-HHH at the Rumble. Whee. Oh well, at least New Day brought the absolute awesome yet again. (And someone tell them their in ring mic was way too loud, I heard spots being called all night long not to mention HHH & Steph both saying "fuck" audibly on mic.)

That 62-7 playoff game in 99 against Miami? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

The Pac-12 will ref the National Championship. I like how some people are somehow delusional enough to think that will be better.

Dabo Swiney wins The Home Depot Presents The Home Depot Coach of the Year.

Oh yuck. I'd forgotten how much I hated Smilin' HBK. I'm so glad it ended like this:

Whole lotta coin flips would have to happen right now (basically 7-10) 1d8 for initiative, then a 1d4 for damage. ;-) Critical Hit. You draft Ryan Leaf.

Not for nothing... but if anyone should NOT lose on the Tribute for the Troops, it's Jack Swagger.

I am just putting this here as a reminder of the time I could have gotten rid of all my pants

OH! Something else that really bothered me. Why did Titus (a face) warn Del Rio (a heel) about a possible Stardust attack (after he'd just tapped to Swagger). Isn't he trying to "help" Stardust? Is this just another case of "All WWE Faces are assholes"? --- Also, after they attacked Xavier Woods, was the crowd chanting "Boo" OR "Boooo-so"? (tm Josh Mann)

There's literally no one else in that top echelon except Ambrose or Cena. Ambrose is the better story, so of course, they'll go for Cena. Of course, I think if they want to completely get Reigns over as a the undisputed new man, they have him retire The Undertaker.

This is the rest of the audience's reaction:

Phil, I think you're awesome. But for this week, I hope your team is thrown into a furnace.

I miss John Cena. There I said it.

He apparently fired 8 gun shots and choked his girlfriend. I wonder which member of the Giants staff had this info leaked...

The Heisman Trophy finalists are: Derrick Henry, RB, Alabama Christian McCaffery, RB, Stanford and Deshaun Watson, QB, Clemson