Dolfan in NYC

Green Band: Red Band: Merry Christmas

I just saw a Tweet that Duke sold out its allotment and is donating something like 1200 tickets to military and first responders who will sit in Duke's section. That's nice, but Fuck Duke. Really.

Uga IX passed away last night. Damn good dog.

Football is terrible. And you are all horrible people. Merry Christmas.

This was exactly the finish I thought they were going for. Oh well. Also, poor Zeb has been completely retconned out of existence.

Perfect 5, 5, 5, 5, 5?

Position 5 on your score card, Number 26. Retired on 5/26 Very well played Red Stockings.

Jesus Christ. Yup, out he goes too.

Could one of the mods send a Crew Invite to DrewBear247? Andrew just got a XB1 for Christmas and he's gonna work a new account.

I've hated Gonzo since before both of us were on this board. He knows why.

So, unless Brandin Cooks gets a 41.3 tonight, I'm going to be 15-0 and in the semis of my big money league. I'm so unbelievably fucking nervous about this. Lineup: Bortles A. Robinson Landry Shady Dev Freeman Ertz Ch. West Hauschka New England Bench is Demarius Blue Tannehill James Jones Morris Gano I think I'm sitting Landry next week for Demarius. I'm not sure what to do if McCoy is hurt next week. Thoughts?

Schefter says OBJ is probably getting a week off for his actions this weekend.

https://youtu.be/nmqAjr0xs04 What an incompetent boob Steve Harvey is. "Don't hold it against the ladies." Really you dick?

Sepp Blatter and the UEFA President have been banned from soccer for 8 years. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/22/sports/soccer/fifa-bans-blatter-platini.html

You know who does though?

What a baddumbass. FTFY. Unless he was in the middle of the god damned jungle, why does he not have his wife/girlfriend/whatever delivering a baby in a hospital with a friggin' doctor? So much could have gone wrong it's not even funny.

Tomorrow's NY Daily News

Official announcement came today, the finals will be at Metlife Stadium on 6/26/16.

Got to Barclay's yesterday and saw Panthers-Islanders on "BKLYN Appreciation Night" (lol) Anyway, the Panthers managed a grand total of 2 shots in the first period and thanks to Luongo they kept it 0-0. And despite them only posting 16 shots, they still won 5-1. WHOO.

As of 7am, 101 reviews are in: Rotten Tomatoes 98 Metacritic 83 I think it's safely time to really, really get amped.