Dolfan in NYC

I pity those of you with children.

Good lord... From reddit: Cam Newton is the only player to have at least 5 rushing TD's for each of the last 5 seasons. Yes, player, not QB.

Also, they added bulletproof glass, and have new assault executive vehicles. You cannot fire out of bulletproof glass while the windows are up. So much money about to be wasted on rockets.

Here's the $800,000 mansion on GTA:O And apparently, the yacht will run you about $6-8M depending on how much you customize it. You pay a daily maintenance fee (~$1k). You cannot drive it around the seas, but you can move it's spawn location to one of twelve spots at a cost.

Football sucks. And I do not like the vast majority of you. Enjoy watching your team's hopes die this week.

Go back to sleep.

Suddenly Rippa's pants have vanished. God damn it.

I hate football

The Dolphins claimed Damontre Moore off waivers. MINDGAMES~!

Apropos of nothing. Just showed up on my Facebook feed

Not so fast. The Bungles announced today that Dalton doesn't need surgery and may be able to return for the playoffs. Just the first of many things you'll get wrong today Phil. Like your allegiance to those wretched Giants of New Jersey.

Those may have been protected by CBS and Fox though.

Was curious about this, since Maggie Smith just got a Golden Globe nomination for it and it comes out here in January.

God damn me for spending a million dollars on a low rider. Now I have to buy all of that too.

This should explain:

NBA ref Bill Kennedy has come out of the closet. He's also the reason why Rajon Rondo was given a small vacation on Friday. Apparently after he got ejected in the Mexico City game, he repeatedly called Kennedy a 'faggot.'

Bortles has become a very valuable secret this season. No one wants him because of his team, but he's always at least at 15 points, and usually much higher.

If it we're a real Oilers shirt it would say "Luv Ya Blue", every Houstonian knows that. Dusty doesn't know the proper one since he's from Austin. How am I the first person to say that this MUST be a Blue Pants shirt?

How is Sheamus retaining a good idea? Sure, the match was great once it really got going, but now the champ looks amazingly weak, the challenger looks like a sore loser, and no one wins. But hey, Roman-HHH at the Rumble. Whee. Oh well, at least New Day brought the absolute awesome yet again. (And someone tell them their in ring mic was way too loud, I heard spots being called all night long not to mention HHH & Steph both saying "fuck" audibly on mic.)

That 62-7 playoff game in 99 against Miami? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

The Pac-12 will ref the National Championship. I like how some people are somehow delusional enough to think that will be better.

Dabo Swiney wins The Home Depot Presents The Home Depot Coach of the Year.