Dolfan in NYC

Spaceballs 2 (The Schwartz Awakens?) is a go. http://www.blastr.com/2015-2-6/mel-brooks-confirms-development-spaceballs-sequel-hopefully-original-cast

The Marlins finally figured out that having the physically deepest outfield in the game may be among the causes for anemic offensive numbers. They're moving in all of their walls and lowering them for next season. I'm expecting Giancarlo to have 80 dingers by the time he's injured for the rest of the season in July.

The correct answer to which is "Fuck you David Blatt." Which, let's be honest, is the right answer to a lot of things.

Seriously. If you haven't seen it yet: Wow...That really should be a rest of the season level suspension.

I concur

Happy birthday Ripper

Jesus Christ. Late Giants safety Tyler Sash died in September due to an OD on painkillers, aged 27. He had Stage II CTE at the time of his death. HE WAS FUCKING 27...

I'm more impressed that someone took the time to make a gif dedicated to Mike Rotundo's sweat.

Alex Barkov just got many, many rubles from the Panthers. He's extended 6/35. Guess I finally have to get my first new Pathers jersey since Vanbiesbrouck.

If you hadn't heard, Blake Griffin was about ready to come back from his quad injury from last month, when he broke his hand during a "team-related incident". Which is apparently code for "beating the fuck out of the equipment manager."

Plus, the best part is, this loss will knock Duke out of the Top 25. Also, it's a reminder of this:

You should re-watch his entrance at #1. It was bad enough that they had to actively acknowledge it.

Rob Manfred is here to ruin all of your pro-DH (and therefore, wrong) dreams for the National League: http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14643947/mlb-commissioner-rob-manfred-says-no-foreseeable-change-designated-hitter-rule-coming

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Part of me wishes her a speedy recovery. The other part of me is ecstatic that she won't be around to ruin Sasha making Charlotte tap in front of 100,000+ people.

This is still the greatest elimination of all time:

No. They fucked it up. See below for the correct way to do this: 1) Build anticipation 2) Identify the new wrestler 3) Crowd reaction 4) Established wrestler reaction That's it. They just left it at 4 with a guy who was blown up 4 minutes into a 65 minute match..

I will not have you sully the NFL's intellectual property by starting a thread using THOSE WORDS without having the express written consent of the National Football League. Also, Denver's going to lose by 100.

You know, if you want to build up your champions as an unstoppable monster, I don't know if having him literally sitting out half the match is the best way to do so. WELCOME TO THE WWE! But, hey, who cares about the Rumble! THE BOSS IS BACK!

"I am a zoo enthusiast."

Here is the video. Probably going to be taken down very soon.

The Academy is radically altering their voting privilege rules... a LOT of people are losing their votes. http://www.oscars.org/news/academy-takes-historic-action-increase-diversity

"Completely in over his head" would be probably more accurate I 100% believe LeBron tried to have Spoelstra fired in year 1 but was blocked by Wade & Riley. Not saying that the King had Blatt fired, though I wouldn't be surprised. But that quote of him or Love being gone is telling.