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*hyperventilating* Yay Shields.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Clinton-Dix!

Dude, please don't jinx this for me. Seattle has an annoying habit of never being out of any game.

Nice sell job by Bulaga to draw the penalty

Goddammit hopes, quit rising

I don't get this, and I see it a lot. Seattle had one of the greatest uniform updates ever.

This Seahawks team would be a lot more palatable if they still had the swank 80s-90s uniforms.

That's silly. Richard Sherman is awesome and I hate the Seahawks.

Good play by Sherman too. Giving Adams a little space to make it seem like he was open, then closing in on the pass. Rodgers let it float a little too much to the left... I mean...football? What football?

I loved when they alluded to it in, I think, one of the London episodes. Ben - You lost 50 lbs just by cutting out beer? How much beer were you drinking? Andy - I know, right?

Go git him Rog. Those gold cleats would be an affront to everything good and pure about the great sport of American football. Strike with all your fervent fervor. *cough*

It's too bad there's no game on until tonight.

They can only bring back Dark Angel if they bring back her season one hair, not whatever the hell that was in season two.

Seems to fuck with Payton Manning.

The Jets aren't going to have any players left by the playoffs. Plus, relying on Pavelec or Hutchison to save their bacon a couple times a week is going to blow up in their faces eventually.

Fuck yo Blackhawks. Jets continue to own Chicago in Chicago. Also, fuck Dan Carcillo. How is that useless ass still in the league?

It'd be fine if it didn't have the damned hashtag.

It's Texas, give him a break.

Just don't google "high school boy tapes".

Hahaha, no I didn't. I'm pretty sure someone did though. There's been a few times the Stars scoreboard has popped up this year with amusing needling of the opponents.

Dallas' scoreboard operator continues to be great.

Outshot 46-22, lose 70% of the faceoffs, give up 7 powerplays, win 2-1. Okie doke. I'm not sure who replaced Ondrej Pavelec with an imposter this year, but I'd like to thank them. Also found out that TSN's Brian Engblom does not understand octopi. "Pavelec is like an octopus on the ice. SEVEN arms and legs!" So close, Brian, so close.

Pssst...its 8 this year.

I don't get the they haven't done shit since Spygate talking point. As if being able to watch walkthroughs would have stopped the ball from sticking to David Tyree's head? They were the most consistent, winningest team before Spygate, they've been the most consistent, winningest team since. Winning and losing Super Bowls comes down to an element of luck.

So, we're all in love with Mathieu Perreault here.