Sammo~!

Or you have Shane do it. That works too.

I think quite a few on the main roster could believably beat Brock if they were built properly. Say: You want Brock to lose at Wrestlemania, you need to start building towards that now, have the guy you want to beat Brock, be it Owens, Joe, Roman, Wyatt, whoever really, just go on a tear and run through guys, give him a bunch of big clean wins over established names, with no real losses to speak of and then have Brock be the final boss. It's not too difficult of a concept to grasp but you need to think in the long term and in the era of 5 hours of TV time to fill a week it's harder to do these days.

I dunno if I want to see 50+ year old Goldberg wrestle at this point. Give him a HOF induction and have him spear Heath Slater to death at an Atlanta Raw and call it good.

They should have the Styles Clash be a big match only super finisher that no one kicks out of, and he finishes normal matches with the forearm or calf crusher. I'm a broken record at this point but bring back super finishers already.

Maybe he's going on his honeymoon?

The Young Bucks are just lazy. PhotoShop head collage? Bush league. They need Rick Rude style airbrushed Meltzer tights with Big Dave riding a unicorn or a tiger in space or something.

Would it be too on the nose if Bobby Roode just used the Rude Awakening?

I haven't watched much Impact, but I've caught a handful of episodes since The Hardys started their insane storyline. I don't think I've seen a Lashley match outside of his WWE run, but he's been the guy on Impact TV that's given the 10 minute promo segment every week and he's become a good, but in my opinion not great, promo. I'm really curious how he's evolved as a wrestler to be considered a top 5 US guy. What are some matches you can point me to?

Randy Orton strike #3 is too much to hope for.

Putting Show in there salvaged it into merely a bad match. If they had kept Khali in there it could have been an all time classic car crash tire fire of a match.

Those damn elevated liver enzymes gave us Big Show in the Punjabi Prison match.

Marijuana is a fine, no idea if other recreational drugs are or aren't.

Curt Hawkins as jobber to the stars is generous. Jobber to the midcard at best.

Remember when Drew McIntyre got cut and we all thought that Heath Slater should have been the 3MB member released? I'm sorry for ever thinking that.

If recent history has taught us anything Del Rio will get turned into a sympathetic baby face because people are picking on him for doing drugs and he gets a world title match his first night back.

I'm not down on Finn as a wrestler, I'm a big fan of most of his NJPW stuff. I just find his cosplay to be a bit hokey. Especially when he was doing all that Anti-Venom, Carnage II, Joker nonsense. Finn has the worst taste in comic books. I do think it's cool that he's finally on the main roster and getting a big push. If you've seen the Smack Em Up documentary on Prince Devitt's final days in NJPW it's kind of heartwarming to think that he and Gallows and Anderson are all finally in the WWE together after watching them saying goodbye and crying and hugging it out 2 years ago.

Isn't one of the main reasons the demon king shtick is so over is because it appeals to the ladies because slithering Finn has a magnificent butt while also appealing to trench coated neckbeards who loved the Maximum Carnage comics in the 90s? It's the perfect storm.

TNA should bring in a replica of the old divas belt as the Bullet with Butterfly Wings Tri-State Heritage Championship

I guess it depends on what his WCW contract said about royalties? I'm with Buff on this in that I feel that wrestlers should get royalties for their past appearances. Ventura was smart negotiating his contract. I do wonder how much royalty money you could realistically get from the network? If Spotify and other music streaming services are any kind of model, it's literally pennies for several hundred plays of your song. I don't know how many network subscribers are going back to watch the Judy Bagwell on a Pole match from WCW New Blood Rising or if WWE could be bothered to track that stuff.

Austin just needed to ask more questions about Big Foot and it would have been fine.

I wonder if there are little African children wearing Y2AJ shirts with their Carolina Panthers Superbowl 50 Champion hats.

How great was that though? Break up the team the day after the shirts go on sale. It was a good way to make us think Y2AJ was a long term plan and made us subtly hate Jericho for holding AJ back.

Hopefully JeriKO sticks together for a bit until Jericho's next Fozzy tour and Jericho double crosses Owens who absolutely murders him to send him on his way.

When Doc Gallows deadpanned the line "It was nuts" it cracked me up so much that I missed the next two testicle puns. Dick jokes still have a place in wrestling in 2016 damn it! But speaking of Attitude Era bullshit: Mark me down as some one who got sort of uncomfortable with Enzo's implied homophobic remarks. Hopefully they also keep Sasha away from Enzo, because talented female wrestler reduced to arm candy is also attitude era bullshit that needs to stay in the 90s with homophobia. But the dick jokes are welcome.