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Not one Savio Vega mention?

Pleasantly surprised to see no pedophile accusations at this point ...

JCTN had one of these as well. The "reporter's" name was something like Cody Boink/Boyd or something entirely different. There'd often be some real newsbit that would pan out as truth, but then there was the occasional wayward misfire, like a verification off of a Schiavone one-off on-air comment that WCW was going to implement a martial arts title (I personally used to hope that Schiavone was speaking mad truisms when he once claimed that WCW was going to make a hardcore title that would have fold-out gimmicks, like a Swiss army knife).

Ummm ... the stupid, trashy fun option? (... scuttles back into hiding ...) Actually, no, it's by no means a good film, but as a nice remix of the Jason series and sci-fi garbage, it ain't so bad. Creative kills, and perfect amounts of fine melted cheese. It's technically got the highest body count of any of the other films. It's definitely not the worst film of the series. I remember one of those third tier horror magazines biting on the rumor that one of the Friday the 13th film installments would be Jason Vs. Jason X, and they speculated that it would pit the Freddy vs. Jason actor (Mears?) against Border's Jason X. I remember being jazzed for that. Then it became a two-ish comic miniseries, not a film. Womp womp. Now, having tested the waters with that film, I'd like to dive a bit deeper ... I liked Hudson Hawk.

I wanna put this here, since I feel I can do so without the ridicule and derision I usually receive from my circle of so-called friends: I *really* like Jason X.

1) When I teach the chapter on "Emotions Stress and Health" in my Psych 101s, I almost always feel like I'm saying "ha-penis" inadvertently. Then I have the urge to yell, "VAGINA!" 2) Greatest line. Ever: "Just when I think that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, you keep talking." (And fuck Junie Harper.)

Then he could call one of the divas a hooker.

Is OJ Simpson still in those "Naked Gun" films?

Which heralds the WWE return of Tazz! /maffew

Do that with his expression from the Hall of Fame, where he makes this horribly exaggerated surprised face, and I may rise up to kill.

If Punk sings "Pure Imagination" next week, fuck this place.

So, when someone tells you to stick something where the sun doesn't shine, you now know they mean ... TNA. Now, I need to alert someone in TNA head offices that they can expect a shipment of all those opinions and protests that my college girlfriend didn't like ...

I'm afraid this may come off smarmier than I intend it to, but that's a unique turn of phrase in this context.

Of course not! You don't think there'll be a table or something nearby, that a dumbass like Hardy would go through?

That makes more sense to me though because all those stars demand big money, surely. But the biggest star in DMD was Colin Farrell. I had Colin Farrell confused with Colin *Quinn,* but now that I cleared that up, this comment makes no sense.

I'd have loved it if you a) escaped the cage, b) made it up the ramp, c) climbed the ladder to a rope hanging from the ceiling, d) rode a zipline *back* to the cage, to e) climb a pole, and f) open one of four boxes that *might* have the title in it ... or maybe a guitar (or cello) ... or a Sting mask (for no reason) ... or Wee Man in bondage gear. TNA, you let me down.

It's like, after I read this, I was waiting for the "whoosh" effect used when you answer a question wrong at the Gorge of Eternal Peril ...

I saw a thing on my FB feed that made me realize the greatest indy dream match ever suggested: Davey Richards vs. Lo Ki vs. Teddy Hart Only problem is, there's probably no company that would host it.

I'd buy stock in ROH if they book Benoit's kid.

Sigh ... goddamn grown folks talking ...

How's MsChif's English?

Well? How *is* Tajiri's English?

You are all sleeping on how awesome it was to get to say "I'll pretend you said $18" to some guy who probably deserved that shit. Bra. Vo. Sir.

+1 for Tozawa; dude's just great.

Was Woman David's mom?