Josh Mann

Booyah out like a light

Both teams played hard. Miami is likely now either the lowest 3 seed or the highest 4 seed.

Her take on Tannehill is the same as my take on Tannehill. The difference is I don't expect anyone else to give a flying fuck about mine.Present company excluded, natch.

The hell of it is that JoJo/Deng/Whiteside in the frontcourt is working right now. So health concerns aren't the only thing keeping Bosh on the sidelines.

Fun fact: The word Osweiler is actually German for "Rob Johnson"

Byron Maxwell passed his physical. Sing the song?

Dolphins sign Adam Jones. Oy. Edit: Possibly a false alarm. Although Rehabbed Pacman vs South Beach would be a hell of a fight.

The problem with Hansen is that 80% of his career highlights are in Japan. So, yes, Dibiase or Funk would probably be better choices in terms of association, but that's not WWE's chief criteria. I'm not saying that good or bad, mind you. It just is. Hell, Vader's eye > Bruno's neck. But THAT isn't happening.

In order of preference, Bruno then Dibiase then Terry Funk. Everyone else is either dead or cast out of Eden.

Cody going full Hammil-as-Joker made up for everything else.

On further review, I have to recant my point a little about lack of resolution. This game is over. It's just that Wallace, The Washington Herald, et al don't know it yet. But *we* do.

More like AJ Sting, amirite

And 10 minutes later he used that glove to pay off his bartab at the Tampa Hilton.

According to both documentaries he claims to have quit on the spot after he felt Fritz lowballed him on pay after *that* Star Wars card. To paraphrase his point, "I just gave you a license to print money and *this* is what I get for a thank you?"

Well, they needed a MLB. This tells me Vernon is gone, Mr. Miko Grimes is way gone and they're taking their pick of Bosa, Lawson or Zeke Elliott at #8.

From strictly a liability standpoint, Marriott was GAF from the word go.

Dolphins might be in the market for Byron Maxwell and his ridiculous contract. The more things change...

If it wasn't for "NXT Godfather Triple H", "Hall of Fame Secretary of State Triple H" would be best Triple H.

I really enjoyed the 13-hour trailer that Netflix just put out for Season 5. It was definitely a step up from season 3, but I was a little underwhelmed by the fact that they set the table with 3-4 major story developments and not one of them was resolved. Who is their show runner, Andy Reid?

And really, who better to murder than Sami to punctuate a turn? Actually, the heel turn scenario that would start a riot would be if he does the Dirty Dancing act again, only to "accidentally" drop Bayley. But they can't. It's too on the border.

Neville really brought out the best in Balor. More please.

The description of the Corbin-Aries thing came off sounding basic, because it was. But HOLY FUCK the execution of it! Baron Corbin: Indy Darling Killer is best Baron Corbin.

E&C's hit to miss ratio is climbing. So there's that.

It's a particularly shitty legal argument. The fact that she was a rising star in the company and the fact that she was the victim of a sex crime are mutually exclusive. Not to mention if the staff actually did what they're being accused of, they're liable as fuck.

Were Bret to keep a photo of Big E in his wallet, it would truly be The Circle of Life.