THEmanWITHnoNAME

Shucking...not chucking. Just sayin'.

This suddenly made me think of the commercials I'm seeing for that horrible Peter Pan live thing, where when he starts flying the song they sing goes: "I'm FLYIIIIIING" "She's FLYING!" "I'm FLYIIIIIING!!" "You're FLYIIIIIINNGG!!!" GODDAMNITWEALLKNOWYOUREFUCKINGFLYINGPUTALITTLEMOREWORKINTOWRITINGYOURLYRICS!!!! Now all I can think of is this:

This New Day stable sucks...that is all.

Texas Hippie Coalition...awesome band.

Just better in every way.

Were you dropped on your head as a child? Or are you just developmentally challenged? No but I have been dropped on enough tables to know how that whole process works. Maybe now you need to learn how physics works.

NM.

Were you dropped on your head as a child? Or are you just developmentally challenged?

I'm positive this brought more weeping.

I'm sure she is crying in her oatmeal over this. Seriously.

AJ is apparently the least self-aware person ever. Calling Brie a skank? Erm... Bryan, Punk, Kane, Cena, Dolph, Primo, Hornswoggle, am I forgetting anyone (of course, this doesn't make her a skank, but she's not exactly in a position to be calling anyone else that). I don't think she meant to call her a skank (she was more insinuating that just because she's sleeping with Bryan doesn't mean she can wrestle like Bryan), the choice of words made it seem that way. And there's a ton of irony in that statement anyways. Ummm...no. What she was referring to was the kiss and how that didn't somehow "infect" Brie with A.J.'s talent. It was pretty obvious.

And Cole obviously has no idea how jobs, savings and money in general work. A Motel 6? Really?

So next Monday...more happy jivin' brothas...instead of a Nation of Domination redux? And HHH riffing on "A Few Good Men"? Seriously? Goddamn this company sucks at times.

Wow...just wow.

Not an animated .gif but must be seen...Al Snow and Unabomb (Kane) cutting a promo on The Rock 'n' Roll Express.

Between the cringeworthy commentary and the constant "let's show you a full recap of what you just saw five minutes ago because we feel our fans are retarded monkeys with ADD" bullshit it's enough to drive a man insane. They could cut the show to an hour and a half and accomplish the same as what they do in three ass dragging hours. I mean I've long given up the hope for a return to a more adult slanted program with some occasional blood, more mature verbiage in lieu of poo poo / pee pee nonsense and whatnot but come the fuck on.

I just can't figure out why WWE thinks their fan base needs to endure that week in and week out.

Good God...the commentary on RAW makes me want to stab myself in the ears.

For those who don't know...that whole crazy eyes "I'm going to piece myself back together out of you" viginette is for Luke Harper.

Holy god...that opening train wreck just would not end...whoever the hell thought that would be worth the time...they need to be fired immediately.

God bless whoever made the decision on Nikki Bella's current wardrobe. GOTDAMN! Dem titties.

Random Kanyon Cutters for everyone.

Case in point: Aw hell...Jeff was so high all the time he probably thought he was on one of those rickety ass rides at the North Carolina state fair.