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Yeah...has nothing to do with WWE Creative not having a goddamn clue how to book him. And saying his promos suck proves you may have even less of a clue as WWE Creative.

Not for "whatever reason" but completely for the reason that WWE Creative and those who employ them suck.

Shit, that's what I do. More because I can't be arsed to sit through most live tv anymore, but that's beside the point. Who the hell watches anything besides sporting events live anymore? It's called a DVR.

So...who in the blue hell is booking Extreme Rules!? We have a Russian Chain Match using a chain made of "unbreakable Siberian steel" according to Superman Cena. We have a Who Wants to Be The Miz More match...The Miz...the fucking Miz. Really!? Someone actually wants to be The Miz!? On purpose!? Does The Miz even really want to be The Miz!? We have an Improper Pronunciation Homoerotic Tendencies Ass Love Match. And we have a Watch Us Include Two Fucktarded Stipulations in One Match Match. I mean WTF!?

I would be okay with him impersonating Jey Uso for the next 6 months. It'd be pretty easy to master the act, it's even more same "same old shit" than The Miz. All he has to do is be able to throw 10 superkicks every match, shout U-SO, do the occasional plancha and do a running corner butt bump and he's got the act down. Good job...you said exactly what he did in a much more long-winded way.

He's been Conan and now The Terminator...I say next WM he comes out as this guy:

Vince finally saw Boyz N the Hood and Menace II Society and figured it was high time to cash in on the nation's black on black crime epidemic.

One of the greatest things on the internet...ever.

Yep.

40 years old here. Don't think that qualifies me as a millenial...but what the hell do I know...all the new fangled jargon for every damn thing scares me. Really.

You're welcome. https://play.spotify.com/user/keith_001/playlist/6NO6VVRCbX8YqOOsVmPGMi

I guess if you like old, played out ghetto culture then the spinner belts are for you.

Oh dear lord...word is WWE is working on a new design for the US title now that Superman Cena has it...prepare for another spinner belt only this time it will somehow bounce up and down, have neon LEDs and and play "Turn Down for What" anytime the spinner spins.

Honestly, they don't even deserve to be fucked. I'm sure a large majority of them haven't been.

Have someone force feed him big greasy cheeseburgers until his heart explodes...or a Brock Lesnar heart punch.

What again was the point of Taker beating Bray? I mean a part timer winning a match to go a meaningless 22-1 at Wrestlemania (despite Cole's doofus effort to make it seem like a bigger deal) instead of actually giving the rub to a guy who is an every day performer and could seriously use it at this point? Seriously? Seriously? And add in the commentators touting this as "The Dead Man is back!" as the cherry on top of the shit sundae considering the statement was so blatantly false. As usual Taker will fade away until next Wrestlemania season where the speculation will start up again as to whether he's still physically capable of going one more time. I come back to give crusty ass Vince and his brain cell deficient creative team another chance and this is the type of shit I get. That and the bullshit finish of the main event, the way chessy ass HHH entrance which made me laugh my ass off more than I'm sure WWE was wanting and that clusterfuck that was HHH/Sting/NWO/DX. Blah...just blah.

More like Viktan, Konnan and Roman. Fuck off changing the name of a megastar like Reigns as opposed to changing the names of two guys who should be jobbing to the Briscoes in ROH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7gJtOVNIV0