BobbyWhioux

Funny thing is there's a poill up on NFL.com: Which team will win the NFC South? Falcons (4-6) Saints (4-6) Panthers (3-7) Buccaneers (2-8) Only in America can such shittiness be paid with millions and millions of dollars. Classic cycle of abuse mentality: I endured the 2010 NFC West, so now I want it to happen to every other division in turn. Keep it up, NFC South.

"What do you think of your team's execution?" "I'm for it." comes to mind.

Considering Brandon Marshall -- the only guy on the team playing well tonight -- had to be helped off the field in the wake of an ankle injury sustained in garbage time, they seem to have no choice but to try something new.

And that pick 6 elevates this from porn to Snuff Film

Also according to Al Michaels that hilariously enough does not count as a blocked punt because the punter never kicked it; it is scored as a fumble. The NFL Rule Book continues to be the weirdest, most byzantine and counter-intuitive thing created by human minds.

I mean, really...

I have never seen a punt blocker get in so fast he actually kicked the ball before the punter had a chance to. i didn't even think that was physically possible but it really summarizes how one sided this game is.

This game is porno for Packer fans. The entire city of Green Bay is now a pants-free zone.

Oh come on now, be fair, the 1979 Rams don't even remember the 1979 Rams.

That was some "Brett Favre the night after his dad died" type of first half from Aaron Rodgers. Jim Ross is recreating his HITC 1998 call, somewhere.

It's less surprising when you consider many of the long-time host cities are home to teams that are traditionally shitty more often than not, reducing the number of times there's been a real chance at this happening.

I think somebody's had the #1 Seed, but nobody has made it through to play in a Super Bowl in their home stadium. As mentioned above, the 84 49ers remain the closest call.

Pitchers have been trying to create that backward knuckling break for generations. In football it's a nigh-fuckup.

Replay booth now desperately searching for a way to claim Brees' arm was moving forward.

To say nothing of the Super Bowl and Conference Championship [probably] lost to his "clever" play selection

I miss MISTER PATRICK WILLIS but that was a nice homage by understudy Borland.

John Lynch praising the "creativity" and "intelligence" of Greg Roman was a darkly hilarious soundtrack to the beginning of this game.

9 Yard Fantasy Poaching TD run for Carlos Hyde. 49ers are up 14-0 10 minutes into the game, are running the ball with impunity. One or more of my pairs of pants may be disappearing soon.

See, this is why Cris Collinsworth always has that hint of being detached and yet harsh when you listen to him broadcast a game.

And then the Raiders sign him to complement MJD What? Dude! What? Sigh. And sadly, AD would be their only offensive weapon. God I hate football. No he wouldn't. He'd have to stay in to block/save Derek Carr's life every play.

post-season isn't supposed to have an impact on these awards, after all. Note how they're here jerking the curtain a full week before the headliner awards all get announced. Very Telling, don't you think?

Silly Death From Above, the NFL only has provisions for auto-ejection in the case of truly egregious behavior, like accidentally nudging a referee while trying to stand up.

Suggs kayfabing his college background in those starting lineup graphics continues to be more amusing than it should be.

If you played a drinking game based on it, you'd have cirrhosis by halftime.

Tuck rule, break the plane, complete the process, down by contact, forward progress... A Dusty Finish on every play.