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HHH will do the Junior entrance at WM32 and be pregnant. "...AND I WILL CARRY MY OWN SEED TO TERM, BECAUSE I AM THE GAME AND I AM THAT... DAMN... GOOD." "How can The Game overcome these odds, JBL? Even the Cerebral Assassin doesn't have a uterus." "Never bet against him, Michael! That's why they call him The Game."

Perhaps no photograph could ever be more in the DVDVR collective wheelhouse than that one.

This segues into Sheamus becoming involved in HHH's next WM entrance so when HHH takes off his skull costume/hammer/etc, he hands them to Sheamus who says, "I am sworn to carry your burdens." Let's face it, the only way Hunter can top himself now is if a dragon is involved at WM32. Also dudes dressed like monks singing the Dovahkiin theme. [i especially want this because my copy of Skyrim has had the Macho Man Dragons mod installed since almost the start]

Here's the plan. You send Hodge in first to crush their food supply with his bare hands. You follow up with a ground attack by Meng. He will literally tear out all of the vital organs of every ISIS member. Finally, Brock awakens and walks out of the fucking ocean like Godzilla. We have all seen how effective he is at shutting down communications and commentary. Brock destroys the remaining infrastructure leaving a trail of overturned tables and shoes in his wake. Brock returns to the ocean, Meng runs loose in the wild until he is needed next, and Danny Hodge goes before the UN and crushes some fucking apples. All the while the USA (and American Samoa) are safe and sound. Harley will in fact be overseeing the logistics. There needs to be a financier to acquire the resources, after all, and

The first wrestler to shout FUS RO DAH as part of hitting their finisher (or as the buildup to hitting their finisher) will be my next Favorite Wrestler.

Don't forget about charisma Yeah, for me it [once again] goes back to what Lance Storm has been saying in his website commentaries and in podcasts since January; the WWE has been telling its audience it's part of the show [those "book the match" fan polls, making Fan Unrest With The Creative Direction into part of the storyline as they did with Daniel Bryan last year, etc.] so it's really not surprising that the audience now acts like it's part of the show, to the point of making sure they get all their spots in. As much as I thought the wave was funny, as soon as they pulled back to wide angle to show it all and had Lawler acknowledge it and put over the universe, I instantly thought to myself "don't do that, it will Only Encourage Them".

And if they ran into any of them after the show they'd fall over themselves to get a picture with and/or autograph of any of those ladies, without one trace of irony or self-awareness. Maybe it's partly because it's my first time experiencing it but I kinda like the night after mania crowd. Or at least I wanted to, most of the time... "We are awesome" is just silly and stupid and "You suck [ ___ ]" is just vile and justifies every negative perception of adults who still actually like wrestling, so those didn't make it particularly easy. But the wave was kinda funny. Cena rolling with the punches and wrestling more heelishly was fun too [had the added bonus of him feeding Ambrose more. Hypothetically, if they were planning on building Ambrose up to chase and ultimately beat Cena for the U.S. Belt after a couple progressively closer losses, when it can really mean something, that was a decent Chapter 1. Clean Job =/= Burial. Particularly with Cena. I mean, it's Cena; even a gunshot would only get a 2 count. Kicking out after one finisher is devalued across the board now anyway.] Maybe next year I'll catch up and be as tired of them as the rest of you are.

All the more curious, then, that he didn't turn on Sting about 10 minutes prior.

And the internet has a long tradition of being ten times worse. Fucking hate tomorrow.

But then there would be no commentators. Just silence on every show. Perhaps you did not notice how much better the broadcasterless segment of tonight's show sounded.

As soon as my daily allotment of likes regenerates I'm coming back and liking this.

Awkward nothing, Lawler's 70 and wrestled almost all his life, and you're going to put his hips knees and ankles through all that standing up? Not an "lol old man" joke, I stand for several hours at a time at work and my joints hurt afterwards.

Not seeing any of it of course, just hearing/reading second hand accounts the post-show Sting segment is confirmation of every fear of what WWE would do if/when they finally got Sting, and why so many people were glad he, at least, was one guy who never took their money and that they couldn't have. I can't help but imagine everything bad about The Invasion, with a side of Polka Dot Dusty Rhodes (and maybe "King" Harley Race being called a youngster) for good measure. And maybe it's just worse in my imagination than it is in reality but I'm glad it wasn't on RAW.

It's okay though! It's all right. Everything is all right. He has finally won the battle against himself! He Loves Vince McMahon/WWE.

Suplex City is currently a Boom Town

It's probably really fun for Cena to actually get to pretend to be a heel for one night out of the year. I imagine this is a bit of an annual tradition for him that I've largely missed out on?

Roddy Piper is still around; time to have him start .

Also, the Usos wore 49ers colors to Levi Stadium, so its only fitting that one immediately had to leave due to injury and the other one went on to lose both matches.

GTFO with this crazy talk.

At least at Wrestlemania 9 they gave Undertaker a Vulture.

It felt very much like a calculated stall to get the twilight to kick in for the Undertaker entrance. Which failed. Though there was sorta the beginnings of darkening for his exit/victory celebration. A little better than nothing.

Lawler leaving the commentary booth mid-sentence to rep Memphis.

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While using cips of Dubya and Reagan cemented Cena as the heel