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Jim Cornette's rant on Sweetan on Wrestling Gold comes to mind. "He was a fine worker, but as ugly as all get out. He looked like someone set fire to his face and put it out with an axe."

All of my Mark Briscoe promo shots had ghosting, sadly - he made some amazing faces.

He's got the bright red Batphone for emergencies and/or to use as something to hide his cocaine stash.

Pimpi is 20 billion years old - although yeah, that was a weird match for The Disciples to have in their first outing. Beyond giving them bodies to take bumps, there wasn't much of a reason for it.

Shockingly, things with Chavo were kinda boring. EVERY FUCKING THING INVOLVING DRAGO RULED. Every vignette they shot of him looked cool. Ditto Catrina's cleavage. Holy Jesus - can we nominate her breasts as tag team of the year? The fatal four way was non-stop craziness, and I'm looking forward to Mundo-Puma. It's a shame the company does a great job at building stips and then IMMEDIATELY undoes the good at times, but the end result should still be good, so I'm somewhat okay with it. http://http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/101-mexico/42973-lucha-underground-6-10-15-tv-report-4-way-number-1-contenders-match Screens - http://http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/eyotykd3mcsttr6r1qg8606p21w9j1vx

Who was Cruz?

Loved loved loved loved loved Jushin and THE BOYS! Also, Mark's promo about being a wrestler half his damn life and picking an ostrich in a bird fight. Main event was a fine angle-driven match to build up a PPV match. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2015/06/roh-6-10-15.html Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/2i8jssm8t2gmbcq3dp8orukkq6fmwpry

Fun "Konk"-Taryn stuff. X Title things were a bit goofy. Loved everything with Grado. Well, his match wasn't very good - but his skits were. Bram-Crimson overdelivered by leaps and bounds. Crimson has good moves, and Bram has an incredible presence about him. Angle-Aries was excellent - not a match of the year, but on the ballot for match of the night for sure. http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/100-tna/42972-tna-impact-wrestling-6-10-15-tv-report-destination-x Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/qn6csrmhvnfxdwdbpxdzrafephzpx95o

Seth lost to Joey Mercury in 2015 - he isn't losing the title to Dean on this show.

This was a show devoid of good... other than Noble slapping Seth and Mercury saying they'd kick his ass. This was easily the most boring, nothing-happening Raw of the year. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2015/06/wwe-raw-6-8-15.html Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/okvpqix3tlrdun39jv3rxc3989od9xjx

That is an excellent paint design for them.

PTPs shirt is great, except for the text on the back. I'm not usually in the TEXT ON THE BACK RUINS THE SHIRT OMG, but they HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to use right there and instead go with...the tag team is back. Really now?

Pretty fun show this week. Miz TV fucking ruled. Rusev - "Your favorite American song, Until It's Gone, You Don't Know What You Got Until It's Gone". Lana - "I'll show you where to put your crutch!" Rusev - "YOU STUPID WOMAN COW! YOU STUPID! YOU PATHETIC STUPID!" So basically, these two need to be kept around on-air forever because they're fantastic. The Seth-Dean intro would've been so much better suited on Raw - might've made a star in Serious Seth. Oh well - they don't care to maximize their talent. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2015/06/wwe-sd-6-4-15.html Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/wprcqkjaip0voye536wapfcq94kxz5rw

LOVED LOVED LOVED the EC3 celebration. Kurt's gobsmacked face ruled. Lashley vs. EY was okay. Ditto the Dollhouse skit. Lashley vs. EY was fine, but nothing memorable. Brooke vs. Jade was okay fanservice, while The BDC vs. The Rising wasn't much, but got over a finisher for the faces. The Storm-Mickie stuff got really dark with her being pushed onto train tracks. Everything with Spud and EC3 was great. Wolves-Heels III was pretty good, but not as good as last week's match. The Velvet-Love stuff is fine uninentional comedy. Main event was every other holla holla tag match ever. http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/100-tna/42863-tna-impact-wrestling-6-3-15-tv-report-wednesday-night-debut Screens - KOs http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/sra8fhfx6z27ozzuu29bicvzhnii9mz1

"Okay, we need to make this shirt about 10% more Asian". "Can we include chopsticks?" "PERFECT!"

Opening segment didn't eat up too much time and made matches for tonight and the PPV. Roman Reigns beat Barrett, and then, no it's not Christmas - STEPH AND HHH ANNOUNCED ANOTHER ROMAN REIGNS MATCH! AND WE GOT A RYBACK PROMO TOO! I know WWE is such a giving company, in part because they do such a fine job alerting the fans to every good deed they've ever done, but could they please hold some things back? If they keep delivering supercards like this, then WrestleMania might be less special. Big Show vs. Ryback will be a thing. Kofi vs. Dolph was nothing, but the six-man tag was a great showcase for Titus. Roman-Henry was nothing, and Henry's a heel again for some reason. Ditto the Bellas, who cheated to beat Paige with Twin Magic. Boy was Orton-Shemaus nothing. Rusev's promo was fantastic. He's lost everything. His woman. His title. His career. His accent. Neville beat Bo in their best of 10,000 series. Roman beat Bray. They spent OVER THREE HOURS to get to the same point we were at before - Roman is in MITB. Loved Dean beating up Seth and re-taking the title he should've won. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2015/06/wwe-raw-6-1-15.html Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/s8gwis0xvm3ftz7iijgwtxgwhuuo84h1

Kickoff highlight was the Rusev Loves Anal sign during the kickoff match. MizTV with Bryan and Miz was awful and got worse with the Meta Powers. Tag title match was a clusterfuck. It was basically a video game match, but with horrible collision detection and kids just doing random shit because it could be cool in theory. Divas title match wasn't good either. Cena-Owens FUCKING RULED. Cena may need more elbow surgery after taking the powerbombs RIGHT ON HIS ELBOWS, but he got this man over and gave him a ton. Neville-Bo sucked. IC Title chamber had some fun Henry spots, Sheamus unlocking a door with his cross, and not much else. Main event wasn't very good, and the Dusty finish shockingly didn't help things any. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2015/05/wwe-elimination-chamber-2015.html Screens - Kickoff screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/d271fs7cm6k789x82jiookrdxegdgklu EC Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/16ddbxlrgqgixpzutrb7f448onsy20u4m

I know the networks dropped cartoons on Saturday because the kids aren't watching cartoons anymore, but did the Saturday morning kid audience just die completely? No - actually, the Saturday numbers were fantastic. They were literally too good and DA decided that they were somehow hurting Friday numbers, so they moved all of the other programming to bizarre timeslots with no notice. Somehow, this strategy failed.

Four - this one, the KO nuts and bolts one, the original KO shirt, and the silver FIGHT OWENS FIGHT one from Raw.

The new red, white, and blue FIGHT OWENS FIGHT shirt that plays off of Steen using Cena's old HUSTLE LOYALTY RESPECT font is great.

I LOLed at EY getting a two camera shoot in his car. The brawl with Kurt was goofy, but short. Gail-Taryn wasn't much of a match, but I loved the post-match ring theft. X Title gauntlet was random, but I dug Spud regaining the gold. Loved the Mickie-Storm stuff - hopefully they keep them going as a heel duo because they have better chemistry than Mickie and Magnus. Wolves vs. Heels Match 2 was unreal. They did 8 billion things and 7.9 billion of them were great. Love-Velvet stuff was just awful. EC3 vs. Ken over-delivered, and EY vs. Kurt was nice too. http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/100-tna/42782-tna-impact-5-29-15-may-mayhem-tv-report-with-ey-angle-i-quit-match Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/qjtpg4ek9nzvk0kssmb46cxr5m8y7gwx

The thumb to the eye was shockingly ineffective.

The Meta Powers suck so so so badly.

The Memorial Day stuff peaked with the bell tolling, as the video was way too contrived to really feel genuine. Opening tag went on forever and Dean beat Seth, so he's doomed. Dean's fuckup with the camera guy was amusing. Loved the Owens video. Could do without Rusev losing all the cool Russian-themed stuff. LOVED their wacky makeup-breakup bit. Everything involving the Entourage cast can fuck off. Ditto Stardust-Neville, and Bo-Neville too. Neville could've come off as a legit guy in the IC Chamber even with a loss, but instead, he'll beat Bo fucking Dallas in a nothing match. Cena-Ryder was okay, but a great showcase for Owens afterwards. His new gear rules. Paige-Tamina was awful thanks to Tamina, who won - so I guess Paige wins the title at EC. New Day vs. 10 PEOPLE was stupid and basically made them faces by default. I loved the visual of Dean in the cop getup coming out in the paddy wagon. He really does come off as something special when he's given the chance to. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2015/05/wwe-raw-5-25-15.html Screens - "These are the words I'm supposed to say." http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/381dri1x2kiha9s1uh2vfm1r5muwgx1j