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Then let's keep it wrestling at least. Black Delegation taking Nakamura and Okada is a decent horse trade. But if you went for Nakamura and Suzuki (because the hair, obviously), that might be a bit much. If I was Asian Delegation I'd want to get rid of Okada myself. EDIT: Hair and general badass-ness. Okada is fake bling. EDIT II: White Delegation is always trying to speak for Black Delegation. What else is new

Don't pretend you wouldn't enjoy that Fowler.

BTW, don't look up Raven De La Croix if you're at work folks. Or do, if your work is sans paunts.

Oh you just had to edit that after I looked up Raven De La Croix. She was married to Greg Valentine, White Delegation has an IN~!

Hey, did you not read that last sentence? Native American Delegation has a better chance of pursuing Pam. Actually, Native American Delegation should request any white person they want.

Fucking wrestling bubble. Pam Grier is right there and all of you start talking about Jackie. Of course, anybody in their right minds knows THAT trade is well off the table.

In other news, White Delegation has just traded Donald Trump for Chapo Guzman, because White Delegation needs an efficient drug dealer, and having Donald Trump's head on a stick is a good trade EDIT: please read that in Paul Mooney's voice

Oh WCW, always managing to talk about dumb shit and other wrestlers over a perfectly good match. "Those wacky guys in the face paint the Insane Clown Posse" haha Hey Blitzkrieg, Lucha Underground might be shooting again, you always have a job waiting for you there. Also, did we put Eddy in the lottery for "best brainbuster ever" when we were talking about that awhile ago? Because his is right up there with Hash and Murdoch for sure.

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In a hilarious coincidence a racist asshole who was a manager at the store I work at got the Hogan treatment yesterday for pulling the very same shit. EDIT: Well, I mean, he didn't have a sex tape. But he's trying to get another manager fired for showing a picture of a guy's ass who she fucked on her cell phone to him so HEY! There's another parallel!

Goddammit I was gonna post that picture but I was going by Rippa's "no giant photos" rule. And I am out of likes of course hahaha

I'll bite the bullet and do the Dailymotion. Guess I must be banana! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21qilj_wwf-msg-1979-bob-backlund-vs-pat-patterson_sport http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6kvsb_andre-the-giant-pat-patterson-vs-ke_sport http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xy6pyo_wild-samoans-peter-maivia-vs-pat-patterson-tony-atlas-ivan-putski-msg-may-19-1980-2-out-of-3-falls_sport I also found Angelo Mosca hitting Pat with a metal water pitcher and calling him "little blue boy" but yeah, you don't need to see that.

I love this album so so much. Frenzied as well as doom-ridden. Go look them up in Google image search to see what they dress like. I've been there live and seen it. How you perform with 60 pounds of nails, spikes and leather hanging on you, and still stay standing, I have no idea. The singer and bass player are the infamous Hardrock Broderna, twin brothers who are the biggest Iron Maiden fans and collectors in the world. For something a little lighter but just as awesome, I was reminded today by a big fan about how great this album is. Riot had many eras through their career (and continue to, RIP Mark Reale) and this is one I'm least familiar with and need to delve into deeper. "Angel Eyes" is a stunner. (PS this is a playlist video and the whole album will play through if you let it)

With all the tags and the hate that's going on I'd lean more towards early '90s All Japan for a proper wrestling reference. Wishful thinking, I know, but there is a parallel. Sasha just needs to keep reminding me of Kawada with Tamina as her Taue.

oh man I'm dying over here

I hope this isn't a stake through the heart of China, IL. That's one of my favorite things on Adult Swim.

Hey Schneider, more lucha and old stuff? Maybe you want to watch this first. Yeah Puroresu ain't dead, just like Punk Rock... it is and it isn't, and will be for eternity.

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I have a horrible feeling that that is Tenryu taking the blast that Onita himself should be taking. Please say no. In searching results for that I found this (thanx BAHU) Megumi Kudo as Elsa from Frozen and you know who as himself EDIT: Whew, cagematch.de told me no. But now I want to know what this is as well:

A crossface is someone getting crossfaced (getting a forearm across the grill when someone has them mounted from behind). A Crippler Crossface is the move used by Chris Benoit that Cesaro just used. There's a difference.

Came in 45 minutes late on this. What I saw was pretty solid. Here's the realtime: Owens to Rusev: "God, lose some weight!" Heh heh. That was quite the hoss fight before Owens went full-on chickenshit and left again which is a classic heel move that I can't really argue with. Rusev proved he has some insane strength with the effortless looking Samoan drop and that rolling back suplex thingy. I can imagine either of those giving most anyone else a hernia. The post-match between Owens and Cesaro with Cesaro owning him and Owens walking off looking upset worked too. Not sure that Jimmy Uso really knows the meaning of "turn't up", unless he was being sly by using the term. Is it just me or have the Bellas improved? They're working pretty snug and look far more competent. I haven't seen a Divas match in a long time. This is also my first look at Sasha Banks and the knee stomp in the ropes and doing the old Kawada kick to the non-legal opponent on the apron immediately makes me like her. Nikki slopped it up a little at the end and I don't see how their team are faces at all but that was a pretty good match. Stiffness and hatred = good wrestling. Today I watched the HBO Sports documentary on Johnny Tapia and there's no way Southpaw is gonna touch that so I remove the immediate praise I gave it upon seeing the trailer. Kudos to Jake for training like that though. Taker finally got the Sara tattoo covered up after how many years. (Again, that might be old news but I don't know.) In the still photo they erase it completely. Huh. Good god that Snapple commercial with the blatant green-screen work was horrible. I can't see any kid looking up to Stephanie, either, unless it's in a literal sense. This double title shit is gonna play just as well as that commercial if they try it. Cesaro pulls a Backlund with the knee walk! Well, that was unexpected. We get a moment of good matwork and a mean plancha with Rollins shoving Cesaro's head right into the barrier before the break. And then we get a lot of headlocks. And a lot of European uppercuts. MONSTER dropkick from Cesaro and now he's using the Sharpshooter! And a Crippler? Then he transitions into an attempted giant swing into a pop-up for another Euro. Fuck this is like chess playing. Then they use a fakeout escape to give the most protected move in The Game , the Pedigree, for a really cheap, shitty win for Rollins. This could have easily gone another couple minutes and used a better finish for sure. But I guess that's the excuse for Owens to come out take advantage. It sets up Cesaro to get revenge but I don't trust this company to do good by my boy until I see it happen.

Okay when does Paragon Pro air? I just saw that I have POP today out of nowhere before you guys said they had wrestling and this intrigues me. Not like I really need to see current Gangrel but what the fuck, why not.

I just walked back in the door from going to pick up my check and the TV was still on, only it was playing the end of Blown Away. What the fuck did I just watch? How did Tommy Lee Jones playing another psychotic villain slip through the cracks on me? Is this actually worth watching all the way through?

Dammit, I used to have that Angel Witch shirt the guitarist is wearing (funny, that came up in conversation the other day on Facebook with some other guys that also had one of them and now I see it here). Not like I could fit into it these days...