Mr Harms

At the end of his match I felt a little sorry for Batista. I mean, when they asked him to come back they must've blown smoke up his arse and told him the crowd would eat up his return. Then when they're shitting all over it they close up on his face and he says "deal with it". But really it's him who's having to deal with it. But then I LOL'd cuz it's hilarious.

In the end he turned out to be The Great White Hype, if anybody remembers that movie. Well he was in a band called Massive Head Wound.

A heel with some BAD NEWS, perhaps?

0-0. Good result, that. We should take that to Munich a get something.

Nope. Didn't happen. Still 0-0.

FIFA14 commentary pairing there. Both gooners but they get on my tits

Ibarbo

God that was dull.

I never watch Raw live, I always DVR and watch it the next day. I had this dream last night that Big Show died in a car crash and Raw was dedicated to him. So when that 'in memory' screen popped up I legit thought I was clairvoyant.

What a horrible weekend, barely, just barely tipped from the brink of Armageddon by that last minute Fulham goal.

Valentines update. I'm sure we're all gagging to send valentines hearts to each other, right?

I'm so thankful I wasn't the only poor sod that watched it. I thought I was on my own to be honest, there wasn't a fucker in the stadium either. How about when Rodallega cried when he got subbed... I think he was just upset he had to watch it.

Do you think they think it's Kofi Kingston?

Chico Flores plays chickenshit heel at West Ham. Fans are beying for his blood. What a time this would be for Frank Lampard or Paul Ince to jump the barrier, knock Chico out cold and redeem themselves for a huge face turn at Upton Park.

I think we can all agree throwing berries at him was a bad decision in hindsight.

So apparently Sky Sports have signed a new 5 year deal with WWE here in the UK. I don't know the details but they say it includes the PPVs. I'm assuming they mean they'll show it on Box Office so that will be the end of free PPV events here. But where does this leave the Network? Is it coming to the UK? Anybody else have more info on this?

Do you think there will be some silly valentines event this year? I'd rather there just be standard updates, but what characters are even left?

Cleats? this is a football thread.

That part will never get old.

Nobody ever

Oh dear. What a time to spill it

What a turn around. Sunderland were dogshit in that first half and they've got themselves level. They were lucky to be only 1 down at half time.

It may only be 2-0 as I speak but Sunderland are getting battered at home by Southampton. EDIT: half hour played and people are leaving already. EDITEDIT: will they embarrassingly walk back in now Sunderland have scored?

Nevermind that old shit. Arsenal top of the league!

Oooh look at me look at me