Mr Harms

It's not just the title race they're choking on

You got my back though, right guys? ...guys?

Oh... Oh shit

I was just playing some pro clubs on FIFA with my buddy against a team that had a guy with the PSN mark_WSM_henry. So when I scored 2 late goals to win the game 2-1, needless to say, I messaged him to say "that's what I DO!"

If that happens I'll give FSW permission to change my username.

It's ok because Liverpool won't win the league. So I'll be rapping about that too come May.

Doesn't matter How doesn't it matter? I know being a Liverpool fan you're stuck in the 80s so you may not know current rules or may have just forgotten, but an intentional handball is a yellow card, denying a goal scoring opportunity is a red card. If it is going wide, it isn't denying shit. Therefore, yellow card. Now believe that, and believe in the shield.

It was going wide, you plum

Once again, how has Rooney not been booked? He is without a doubt, along with Gerrard, an England darling getting preferential treatment. It's scandalous.

It's just embarrassing. Is Wenger just tactically inept? It looks like everyone has a plan for the big games but Wenger just says "go out and play".

What's the point in even turning up? Not only can they not win a big game, but they can't help but throw it away in the first 10 minutes.

Barcelona v Atletico Madrid Real Madrid v Dortmund PSG v Chelsea Man Utd v Bayern

He's already bought the ref something nice.

This ref is a complete bellend.

Never seen it. Is it good?

I dunno if anyone has brought this up before, but what really irks me is when a character on a TV show suddenly develops the ability to sing and/or gets a record contract. Cue story arc where someone says "you've changed". Does this bug anyone else at all?

I have to give spurs some credit, no matter how many times Szczezny tried to gift them one, they just wouldn't take it. Honourable bastards.

Has anybody got Flight of the Valkyries as their car horn yet?

Hasbro WWF figures. The only ones I'm missing are the 2nd Bushwackers (because I hate the Bushwackers and I begrudge buying a 2nd set with lighter outfits and a hat). But since my last move they're just sitting in a box in a cupboard. I don't see the point in selling them unless it's for stupid money, which it won't be.

Well that's arsenal out of the title race. Fucking stoke.

The woman he fell in love with was such a shallow bitch. There wasn't a sympathetic character in the whole thing, including Gervais.

Just saw The Invention Of Lying. I'm a Gervais fan (mostly) but this sucked real hard. Can someone else explain it to me please? I can't find the right words to describe how bad it was.

No he fucking can't.

If I've learnt anything from wrestling it's that what you really want; you can't have. So what I really really want is Moyes to get fired. (Ssshhh they won't figure it out)

I am a massive Shield mark right now and I really really don't want them to break up. Like, Take That levels of break-up sadness.