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The draft order post has been updated. . .again. . .to reflect the reported trade of DeShaun Watson to the Cleveland Browns.

Carolina has been informed that they are out of the DeShaun Watson derby, per numerous NFL guys on Twitter. That means it's down to Atlanta and New Orleans.

The draft order post has been updated to reflect the fallout from the (reported) trade between the Las Vegas Raiders and Green Bay Packers involving Davante Adams.

mco543 hasn't been here in about six years, according to the board, but he did have my all-time favorite sig .gif. https://imgur.com/D0aLbLP

Susan and Gordon left in 2016 and 2017, respectively, according to Wikipedia. There's only four human cast members left on the show, apparently.

Not to interrupt the party, but this just came across.

Aren't all miter gauges, by definition, crotchless? It's like when someone says "assless chaps."

I regret nothing.

The draft order post has been updated to reflect the fallout from today's reported trade of Russell Wilson to the Denver Broncos.

Does it give me the ability to just yell "WARRRRRRRRRRRR GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES?!" Because if so, I'm in.

They had plans for Elias, too, but it appears he died on the way back to his home planet.

Well, Cobra Commander cited the story that I linked to in replying to his post, so never mind.

The draft order post is officially complete.

"Parts Unknown? That usually means downtown Newark." -Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

That's actually where I lifted it from. Haven't been in the group that long but it's hilarious.

Believe "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan was billed as being from Glens Falls, New York. I know Brock Lesnar is billed as being from Minneapolis but was actually born and went to high school in Webster, South Dakota (population 2K-ish).

Double post

I discovered this tonight. Please don't ban me.

Well, Pearl Jam's name was originally Mookie Blaylock and they did release an album called Ten so there's a Shawn Spears connection there and I've already put way too damn much thought into this. I'm sorry.

Me during the main event: "Jesus Christ, how is Adam Page not dead right now?" 30 seconds later: "Jesus Christ, how is Lance Archer not dead right now?"

The barely-animated corpse of what used to be Deadspin is doing. . .stuff.

I mean, the Bears hired a Kansas City front office guy to be their new GM and they didn't even bring Bieniemy in for an interview. I'm not sure how much, if anything, you can read into that.