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Byron Buxton is already injured, marking the official start of the baseball season. Seriously, six games into the year is fast, even for him.

Ladies and gentlemen, quite possibly the greatest five-minute stretch in game show history, courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried.

Info was already posted. My bad.

From his official Twitter account. Haven't seen anything from any other sources yet, but. . .damn it. Variety confirms the story here.

If we're extending this into the international realm, I might have to jump Corner Gas ahead of my original NewsRadio pick. I grew up in a town that was pretty similar to Dog River (in North Dakota, which is basically the Canadian Riviera anyway). Hell, Corner Gas could just as well have been based on my formative years, quite frankly.

The cast from Seasons 1-4 of NewsRadio. Hanging with Phil Hartman, Dave Foley, and Stephen Root would allow me to completely ignore Andy Dick (as one should). Also, Joe Rogan before he became Joe Rogan. Vicki Lewis, Khandi Alexander, and Maura Tierney would have been awesome, too.

Chris Kattan's been working out.

Not only are there eight teams that have multiple first-round picks in this year's draft, but there are already five teams with multiple first-round picks in the 2023 Draft. Detroit (theirs, Los Angeles Rams') Houston (theirs, Cleveland's) Miami (theirs, San Francisco's) Philadelphia (theirs, New Orleans') Seattle (theirs, Denver's)

They're two jerk-ass teams in Vikings history, so this isn't surprising. Anyway, the draft order post has been edited to reflect this trade. There are now eight teams with multiple first-round picks.

Pardon my ignorance, but why is this, exactly? Were they an item once upon a time?

Estelle Harris, best known for playing George Costanza's mother on Seinfeld, has passed away at the age of 93.

Well, this sounds. . .not great.

And just like that, Matt Rhule is the longest-tenured coach in the NFC South.

That's exactly the sort of thing that someone who DDoSed the Among Us servers would say.

Happy Tiny Tina's Wonderlands release day to those that observe.

Well, this thing may not be over yet.

The draft order post and the "Day 2 traded picks" post have been updated to reflect the Tyreek Hill trade to Miami.

Moved the traded Day 2 picks to the primary draft order post so everything is in one place.

In the tradition of Bobby Bonilla, Bruce Sutter, et al: The sixth-highest paid player on the payroll of the 2022 Cincinnati Reds is. . .Ken Griffey, Jr. He hasn't played for the Reds since 2008 and hasn't played for anyone at all since 2010.

They literally structured his contract so that he won't actually feel any effects from whatever suspension the NFL might have for him. A six-game suspension would cost him roughly $300,000.