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Exactly. Try to envision Hogan, Austin, Rock, HHH, HBK, Bret Hart, etc. in that same spot taking that kind of beating in a main event title match against a "part-timer." I sure as hell can't do it.

I'm kind of the same way. I've played a lot of the online MMOs like WoW and the Star Wars one that came out a couple of years ago, but I usually get to the point where I'm like "Hey, dinged level 10" and most of the people I play with are like "Yeah, we're at 30." I do like to co-op games, though. . .can't do the games like Call of Duty or whatever with 12-year olds screaming profanities and guys gunning you down where you stand after you re-spawn. (I scream profanities on occasion, but hey. . .I'm not 12.)

He hit Berman. That makes this a win in my book. Of course, Berman will probably have him fired for this. Was gonna say, I don't know what everyone's complaining about.

Raziel and J.T. pretty much hit it. Do every single quest on the list. No matter how stupid or insignificant something may seem in the first game, you'll see the repercussions of it as you move along.

And. . .double post.

Johnny Football has an honest-to-goodness mentor now.

I think we could throw in just about every song from Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas here somewhere. BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP! And walking around the casinos and stuff on the strip while Frank Sinatra sings "Blue Moon" is pretty awesome.

Come on Jae, remember, he kept throwing those deep passes for big gains and touchdowns, until about halfway through the season, someone figured out that the deep pass was the only thing he could do? Yeah, in 2006, he started out hot, 10 TDs vs 3 INTs to be 5-0, had a bad week in week 6 in another win, then was good the next week to get to 7-0. At that point, he was a legit MVP candidate. He threw in this beauty later on in the year against Minnesota, too. Not every day a quarterback completes six of nineteen passes for 34 yards, throws three picks, doesn't complete a pass for more than ten yards. . .and wins. (Of course, it helped that a) Brad Johnson was even worse and B) the Bears got a punt return TD, an INT return TD, and a safety to account for 16 of their 23 points.)

Son of a.... UNLEASH THE DRAGON, BITCHES! I'M GOIN' DEEP! (Since dragons aren't really real, I'll just pretend the bull was as close as you could get.)

Honestly, I had such an awesome time playing through the series that I couldn't bring myself to get all kinds of pissed off at the ending. There are just so many great and memorable characters and moments that I wasn't going to allow the ending (which I didn't think was that terrible) to ruin the rest of it for me. Unless you really hate shooter-style games, then you should jump on Mass Effect at your earliest possible convenience.

This is just fucking awful. There are actors and actresses that people like and dislike for various reasons, but (as someone else already mentioned) I'm not sure if I know anyone that didn't like Robin Williams. So awesome, and wound up having such a wide range of roles that he was more than just the "crazy funny guy." Dead Poets Society is one of my 2 or 3 favorite movies of all time. He totally got hosed out of an Oscar for that. Every student has a John Keating in their lives somewhere, or at least they should have. Ugh. . .God damn it.

Linval Joseph got shot at a night club in Minneapolis in the early hours of this morning. Apparently he'll be back at practice later this week, because 1) it was a "minor" injury, and 2) Linval Joseph's wallet is the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it.

Is that so... *Click to Enlarge* United States Heavyweight Champion Henry Rollins?

"WE KNOW WHOSE TATER TOTS THOSE ARE, TAZ!"

http://youtu.be/DHNONE5ic0U Celebrity Wheel of Fortune, starring Weird Al. And Lee Greenwood. And Little Richard. And James Brown. Why on earth have I not seen this before now?

Or that Chris Myers is ahead of. . .well, anybody.

This will probably have just as much impact as every other online petition ever. . .but, you know, what the hell? Have Weird Al Yankovic headline the Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show

The Peanut Butter Twix were better before they went to the chocolate cookie on the bottom, too.

Self-deleted.

I had ended things a month or so back. I had reached my fill of being embarrassed and hurt (which is pretty impressive). So I cut her out of my life completely. Recently she got in some pretty serious trouble and her family reached out to me about helping her. I did what I could because I do care about her and want her to do better. We talk a little bit and it just reverts back to the same pattern that made me cut her out of my life before. Sunday was just a new low. I can't really believe I wrote about it here, but I was a wreck and was reaching out to anyone. Shit happens, man. . .better to say something here than to not say anything at all. That's what it's for. If she wants to do better, she'll do better. If she doesn't, she won't. No point in allowing yourself to get dragged down with it.

I will always think of him as a Viking anyway. . . I think most people do/will. And, as such, he'll have a ridiculously long wait before he gets into Canton.

Now I'm wondering which players from those Patriots teams are legitimate Hall of Famers, and I'm having a hell of a time coming up with anyone after Brady and Wilfork. Oh, and Welker, maybe.

Hey, HE PLAYED DEFENSIVE BACK, you know. Of course, so did Julian Edelman, if memory serves correctly, and nobody's going to be pounding the drum for that guy to get into Canton.