Nice Guy Eddie

Jannetty's thinking "I hope Shawn remembered the PCP in these cigs."

Fuck it, let Brock have his way with DeMott on his way out. That will change Hugh Morrus' outlook on life.

Bill DeMott will get his. When he croaks, someone will say it was Hugh Morrus.Of course, I'd be a bitter asshole if I played a character called Hugh G. Rection.

the can of TAB or the woman's wallet

All I got was the emoji email. Happy birthday my ass.

And people gave Jack Z shit for implying Saunders was injury prone...This latest one was a freak injury. He tripped in sprinkler hole in the outfield. That could happen to anyone. Look at Mariano Rivera's injury in 2012; torn ACL shagging fly balls in the outfield.

Vince actually won the 99 Rumble though so I dont think he counts.What about Maven? What about me? What about Maven? ...And the correct answer to the never eliminated from the Royal Rumble question is "Macho King" Randy Savage in 1991.

Too fucking funny.

If Brie Mode is getting black out drunk, I've been in Brie Mode many, many, many times.

In my head, I'm hearing Reigns will tear us apart being sung by Ian Curtis.

Yeah, that would be strange.

I'm in the same boat. I just don't give a fuck anymore. I didn't watch Fastlane and don't plan to. I flipped to other shows during Raw. I'm getting ready for baseball season. I'm taking part in three fantasy leagues this year. I've become so disinterested I haven't been reading this board and posting as much.

Not even Paul Heyman can churn out gold all the time.

Were you expecting anything less?

Seeing it on MLB.com earlier made me throw up a little in my mouth.

As pointed out on Twitter, they got bad after the finish to the first match. WWE only has themselves to blame. Yeah, half way fuck this crowd, other way fuck this company. Every finish has been pretty bad, Sounds like I made the right choice going with Seinfeld and Bar Rescue over WWE.

Yup, this is what's going to turn Upton's career around.

I don't follow them too closely but losing James Shields has to be a big blow to the rotation. Aside from that I'd think they will probably be solid in the bullpen, good D. Kendrys Morales as the new DH will be.... interesting. Wait no that's not the word. Disastrous. Yes, that's it. The Royals also let Nori Aoki walk, replacing him with Alex Rios, which should also be diastrous.

That's what boot lifts were made for. I am interested to see where they go with Crowe's gimmick, because right now I don't think it makes sense. He interrupts the show with his vignettes for a few weeks, almost as if he is taking the show over, and then comes out to jump CJ Parker when he claims to be shutting down the show. After which he basically says, now back to the show as planned. What was his plan if CJ Parker hadn't interrupted? Is he protecting the show? (Note - I don't read the spoilers, so if this has all been explained, no need to let me know.) I wouldn't mind if Crowe's attacks are completely random in the early going. I think it's more interesting that way sometimes. Think a serial killer with no clear modus operandi.

I'm sure Grado could get away with using H20's "Like a Prayer" cover for cheap.

Such was the Invasion, a fucking waste.

We got cowboy boot wearing Dustin in the WWF. It was during Dusty's feud with the Million Dollar Man in late '90- early '91.

Have the Wyatt's reform and abduct Michelle McTaker. Have her dragged out, strapped to a cruci...err Taker's symbol, wearing Rowan's sheep mask. Take the mask off and she's got that far off Luke Harper look in her eyes. Then, we find out she was fed tons of acid, had Bray's religious rhetoric read to her, and impregnated by Bray. Bray would refer to the fetus as Pooh Bear, a reference to Charles Manson's son, Valentine Michael "Pooh Bear" Brunner. The story really writes itself.

That's like a crackhead running a...uh...place that sells crack or whatever. Hey, if Abdullah the Butcher and Bam Bam Bigelow can, although Bigelow's ended up closing, I don't see why Joe can't. Joe probably makes some kick ass Polynesian barbecue.