sabremike

Both on empty netters. Hope the Preds get skullfucked in the first round for that.

Headed to Nassau. Isles win, they get home ice and I get up to 4 free games. Sadly there isn't going to be a super long ceremony with past greats because they didn't want to risk a last game at Shea situation.

Next to my Whalers dying the 1994 finals were the most awful and painful moment of my fandom as a kid. Fuck the Rockets, I hope one blows up their fucking arena (also a double fuck you to them for forcing the Aeros out of town).

LOL at the scum's sister club, I hope they end up in conference in 4 seasons. Oh and hopefully we defenstrate the DC scum tonight, more Ben Olsen Agony Face please!

Turn down being an instant millionaire to play 3 more years for free and risk suffering a career ending injury and be left with nothing. Makes all the sense in the world to me.

Head from a friend who lives in Buffalo that the entire city went nuts after the Jackets clinched it with the empty netter. You could literally hear the entire city celebrate.

Nets magic number is 2. They just skullfucked the Wizards tonight, who looked beyond horrible. They need Wall or they are fucked against the Bulls or Raptors big time.

WELCOME TO BUFFALO CONNOR MCDAVID OR JACK EICHEL!!!!!! Now let's end the Pens season!!!

Two words on the awards show: Free Booze!!!

If you had Horford you win.

So which Hawk hits the game winner?

And the Nets are fucked. Atlanta goes balls to the wall because they own Nets pick, I just hope they get Indiana or Miami and get knocked out in the first round.

Some nitwit asked Vogel if this was a shock. I wish he had replied "No, I fully expect my players to get stabbed in a nightclub at 4am."

THE JETS BROKE THE BOARD!!! But seriously I'm so glad it looks like you guys are going to be in the playoffs, you and your city deserve it.

Hey, my Islanders playoff tickets arrived in the mail yesterday *nervous laughter*. Can anyone recall a worse or more gut wrenching/soul crushing loss by an NHL team in a regular season game than last night? It's a perfect example why I don't trust Halak because he makes howlers at the absolute worst times. Perfect scenario: Isles beat Penguins, Sabres complete tank vs Jackets and then beat Pens on Saturday to knock them out. Then I want fans to storm the ice and carry Nolan on their shoulders chanting "We're Number 30" as a devastated Sidney Crosby watches it all.

I know. But he's the radio guy and thus shall be spared.

As long as it's rusty, I want their deaths to be as painful and agonizing as possible.

If ISIS were to behead the Penguins TV announcers they would have my full support.

Nets~!~!~!

Fucking Hurricanes.

Nick Sackoshit has officially killed another MLS franchise/market. Philly fans can't say they weren't warned.

Crowd at MSG = 19,000 tourists taking selfies.

They dont own their first round pick ; Edmonton does.OK, didn't realize that. That's a relief, but they play us in Buffalo on last day of the season and our push for McEichel may end up coming down to that game. I really hope the Pens pull their heads out of their asses by then!

Rondo is going to sign with the Knicks and end up being a disaster, I can feel it. Also they will win lottery and trade pick for the Durantula, and he'll end up being ruined from injuries.

Penguins are in freefall, and I just realized this: they are going to miss the playoffs but win the lottery :-(