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Are we sure he wasn't hit in the head at some point?

I actually expect that by next week.

It would be neat to be able to tell who all the rest were, but I have no clue when it's from, and it's hard to make out their faces, even if the quality was better, due to makeup and costumes. I think I saw Momota in there at least.

I copied the kanji from the part of Onita's name that's the same and searched the Japanese wikipedia entry for AJPW for any other names with it and his matched up to the ones showed in the video. (Most of those entries have all the past alumni and such listed.)

I wasn't sure who the evil queen was, but I found out it was Motoshi Okuma. Journeyman mid-carder ex-sumo that died relatively young back in 1992.

Mingo is the truth. He'll prove you wrong!

Which of these first round picks of the new era Browns count as successful?1999 Tim Couch2000 Courtney Brown2001 Gerard Warren2002 William Green2003 Jeff Faine2004 Kellen Winslow II2005 Braylon Edwards2006 Kamerion Wimbley2007 Joe Thomas2007 Brady Quinn2009 Alex Mack2010 Joe Haden2011 Phil Taylor2012 Trent Richardson2012 Brandon Weeden2013 Barkevious Mingo

What are Packer fans? Besides delusional that is. We deserve all the titles!

Hate to be a downer, but Dwayne Allen is done for the year.

If the particular show was really going bad they could leave and go bowl!

I'm sure they'll trade away the pick for a running back the week before the draft for no apparent reason.

He's Meddicoar, destroyer of worlds, abolisher of yards per carry.

They so don't fucking care.

I'm not sure there's any Broncos fans here, but Ryan Clady's on IR and done for the year with a Lisfranc injury to his foot. They signed someone named Winston Justice to fill the roster spot.

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Report: Several NFL Teams Interested In Tim Tebow As Grounds Crew Worker http://onion.com/15AxHw3

That's my style, I try to fail upward, but I just continue to fail.

I thought that was your job.

You're welcome! Stupid part from the commercial is like 50 seconds in. It's South Park's "Tween Wave!", sort of. It's just generic EDM.

I hope the Vikings fire Frazier and hire these two to lead the team.

Mark. Santa shows up in articles a lot around Christmas time, of course. She writes tons of articles about charities in town having drives to ensure poor kids have a Christmas. Here I was hoping she was shoehorning in Santa Claus references into articles about a local minor league hockey team.

That was kind of a shitty call, but what can you do.

That unicorn looks delicious.

I tried that, but I only ended up with his father. I was wondering why I had to break him out of prison.

Ouch, dislocated finger.