Jenalysis

I really, really want to see an Owens/Cena feud now over doing the right thing. I think with those two, and their characters, it would be money. Just start it by having Owens in his debut call out Cena and challenge him "man to man", and if he is called out how he needs to learn respect, have him call out Cena's debut and then slaps him. Then it's on for six months.

Maybe he's like Ernest Miller. If he puts on his gi, it means he's gonna whoop up on everybody in here. I think Itami kicking people with a loaded loafer and then dancing like James Brown probably gets him more over on the main roster than spitting mist. Only if we got a half-hour infomercial for Itami-Bo

I actually thought Shane Helms was going to be WCW champ in 5 years in 2000. The fact he was the one WCW guy who wasn't a big star in WCW that got over in WWE says something. His career was really ended by that broken neck.

Don't think he originated it, but he was one of the first to use it. Elix was one of my faves no matter his work, we all called him Meowth in college cause he thought he was Lance Storm's mascot. Thought he was cool as hell though.

The White Castle of Fur?

And current WWE feels like an extension of 1999 WCW.

I liked Larry Zybisco's commentating pre-NWO. It also led to that awesome Zybisco-Regal series of matches.

If he's in shape, he'll be game enough to do something. I think he'll be in shape- he's less worn down than Flair and Hogan. I don't expect a great match, but I expect something watchable with enough shenanigans thrown in to make it fun.

DDP/Goldberg perhaps? Unsure if that's a carry job, but that's Goldberg's one great match.

I'm not renewing my sub on April 18th unless WM really delivers. I said beforehand I'd give them until WM, I'm going to stand by that, but if WM sucks- I'm done- I'll just start watching ROH again. At least the booking kinda makes sense there.

DDP is 60. Of course he's going to be sucking wind. He's not Johnny Saint.

You know what, Rusev vs Lesnar would have been super-awesome. The two super-athletes, USA vs Russia. Rocky IV montages.

Zombie Test feasting on Big Show and Kane would keep me renewing my network subscription again and again and again. Screw that, bring back Vampire Test, with Ariel and their theme music.

A well-built narrative involving Test in the main event at WM would still involve Test. Roman Reigns = Test.

This combined with #ncstateshit tonight, and topped off with Montezuma's revenge shit- this is one of the shittiest lives in my life that didn't result in a loss of massive amounts of money or blood. I didn't even like the title match.

Looks like might have to fill a slot on short notice if Gabriel was planned in the Rumble- he just quit WWE according to several sources on Twiiter. (or maybe they already did fill it and that was the last straw)

Fixed that. But I could see Sting have nothing but good things to say about her. Same reason Hogan talks nice about her. She paid them both very well to do very little. Now it's everyone else in the company that I would like to hear their opinions on her. Sting might have been paid to do very little- but when he did things he busted ass. Sting's TNA years don't diminish his legacy at all.

He isn't healthy right now. I do find it funny as hell though that SMU with Larry Brown is being investigated by the NCAA for bringing the Carolina way of academics to a school that isn't Carolina.

Cesaro to me is going to end up this-gen's Greg Valentine. Guy who just beats you up and has good matches, is credible against anyone but never near the top of the card due to perceived limitations.

Danny Hodge perhaps if you want to go really old school?

One loss to a solid side playing out of their minds isn't struggling.

Seth will end up cheered in that triple threat, sure of it.

I still remember that goofy Hogan cross arm-breaker he pulled against Bret once on Nitro.

I often wonder if the fans would be shitting on Roman so much if he was the guy who sold out instead of Rollins.

I think I made it through RAW once in the past two to three months. This company is doing nothing to convince me to keep watching it. They have until WM to convince me. I would have enjoyed a three hour Hogan-Beefcake match more than what I got last night.