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Dude, stop thinking about Hulk Hogan when Megan Bayne is on screen! Or, well, in general.

Well, it's not like I'm going to blame Ford or Bayne for anything, ever, so let's go with that then!

Yeah, just not that particular veteran's advice, it seems. In a way, this reminds me of the Megadeth lyric "Whatta ya mean I ain't kind? / Just not your kind!"

Dynamite opening promo was pretty bad-ass and MJF was slightly less annoying than he has been recently and made some solid points. Very intrigued by the upcoming match. But: Where's Jarrett at? Attacking MJF after the match, I guess? More trios title defenses coming up! That's good. Garcia and 2.0 have less of a shot than Undisputed Kingdom did (Where's Taven & Bennett at?) The street fight was intense with Hobbs getting his revenge. (Down with) OPP's kicked the collective ass of The Patriarchy with Christian showing exactly what kind of absentee father he really is, letting his kids take a beating and not being there for them when it matters. OPP is the sort of team that will actually have a shot at winning the Trios titles if they get a shot at them. Not complaining, but this seems awfully quick to give us Statlander vs Bayne. I did figure that there would be a tag match with Rosa/Statlander vs Ford/Bayne and I'm all for it. Gabe Kidd coming to Collision. After that Omega match, I am interested to see who he will go up against? Wait, it's Max Caster, isn't it? Time for another ass kicking! OC has his good music back! Excellent! Wait, it's been a year already since that title match between Roddy and OC? Shit! Well, this was good. The hugging contest early on was good times. OC still has issues with Cole and I'm fine with that. TBS title will also be defended at Revolution, ok. Jericho vs Bandido on Collision. How about on ROH? No? Okay. Timeless Toni Storm promo was good but it didn't really set up anything yet. Well, she can have her moment before that happens. Good episode, nothing earth shattering, compared to Grand Slam, but that should be obvious.

Damn, missed the previous thread, but Grand Slam was amazing! The opener, holy F'n shit! Kenny with a couple of rough spots but otherwise fantastic! Great performance by Harley Cameron! And Not Sasha, as well! This told a wonderful story. Harley had the right idea with pinning combinations but took too big of a risk with the swanton and it cost her in the end! Also, holy shit the puppet was OVER!!! Somewhere in the garbage heap of wrestling history, Rocco is crying his eyes out and not just because of Paul Ellering's hand up his ass, either! He wishes to get a reaction a fraction of the one Mini Mone got here! The tag brawl and Okada vs Matthews were both very good but obviously took the wind out of the crowd's sails. Well, not exactly, they kept booing, not falling into depressed apathy. The main event was awesome! Both women survived a total murder by the other one and then a surprise small package ends it. Obviously, this needs a real blow off!

Would that count as another world title win for him? Because if it would, then it can be a shrewd option for him! (Do they count it in Charlotte's ten or whatever title reigns?)

Probably glamorous!

Then, when Callis tries to interfere anyway, Wight could knock him out with a punch and then casually walk backstage with a limp Callis hanging from his wrist.

I thought that was a legitimate question but I was just missing the original context.

https://youtu.be/NhoN4PpV5ko Here's the newest video, this time soundtracked by The Widowmaker by W.A.S.P. After the first Trapbar lift, there's the actual incline Seal Row captured first time on video. So if @Technico Support can be pulled away from the beer thread for a second, he can see what I've been talking about all this time. I promised you a 3x180kg+ (396lbs, well this is over 400) squats with the machine with a stop at the bottom and that one is there also. The 454lb squats were deeper than ever before (thus far). One more workout to go, not sure if there will be anything worth filming or not?

The Harley segment was amazing! The puppet Mercedes looks like such a doll! And once Harley Cameron got serious, it got even better! I hope she'll have the match of her career so far against Not Sasha. The Gunns gave a valiant effort and Hurt Syndicate now has victories over two former tag champs and the previous champions, obviously. But when Cage and Archer walked out, I was like "That's what I'm talking about! Fuck yeah!" Dustin-MJF was as good as expected and now all of a sudden Hangman is going at it with MJF? That's awesome, but what happened to Jarrett? Penelope with another great effort against Statlander and Megan Bayne out there again after the match! Coincidence, or something more? Bayne and Ford is a pairing I could certainly get behind! What? Shut up! Power and Agility! The Trios title match was really good and is that so hard to have these guys defending the fucking titles when you have all these Trios just ready to challenge for them? The Opps should have the next go, lest Samoa Joe remember it was JERICHO that put him out of action, not Christian or The Patriarchy in general! Cope and White worked really well as a unit, outsmarting Death Riders and almost revealing the title. What if the briefcase only contains the paperwork that is involved with defending the title? That's why Moxley refuses to open it or have it opened, because he doesn't want to deal with that? Will the title match be a Ladder Match at Revolution? Not a suggestion, btw, just a guess or a rhetorical question. I enjoyed this quite a lot. Grand Slam looks stacked and then the build up to Revolution really starts!

So Bayley took that little impersonation personally, holy shit! She was on Roxanne like Kendrick on Drake! Cora gets her place in the title match, so it's all good. Was this taped in Arkansas, because I could have sworn I saw Little Rock in there somewhere! When he said people have been asking when The Revolution will be televised again, someone should have yelled "On March 6th!" Hank and Tank seem like an awesome tag team. The whole 3 way was full of action. I can't believe that Ridge Holland was just a distraction on the way to the real feud between D'Angelo and Shawn Spears! Good action and D'Angelo looked like a total boss in this. I was sure he was going to lose because he was looking so dominant at times. This women's roster is pretty fantastic, can't argue with that!

And just watch, they will be renamed Jenny and Allison.

I have taken this approach on occasion without knowing the correct terminology.

Watched last week's SD! while doing all kinds of stuff at the same time, but holy yeet-zuz, Jay was over with that crowd! So Smackdown is 3 hours now as well, right? Because this show just kept going! There was a bunch of good stuff throughout, but I was like, um I need to be leaving for gym and work now, guys!

Night One-ish?

Sure, adjusted for inflation and the overall rising of all prices, except for regular folks' wages. And of course, it's TK's family money, so he'll decide if it is or isn't? That said, from what I have seen so far, I'd feel like a Theranos(?) investor at this point.

That's how I see it. This isn't to say that Okada wouldn't be worth something, or quite a bit actually, but the millions of dollars he's supposed to be getting now? Yeah, no.

That's easy: Ospreay yes, Okada no. There's no need to question it.

Apparently we are in direct disagreement about that match against PAC, but that is the level I'd expect Okada to operate at against Buddy as well. I doubt he has much better stuff in him at this point. Or if not "has" then "is willing to give" is the alternative.

In so many ways. In as many ways as she has different talents where she seemingly excells at!

Briscoe-Fletcher in-ring chemistry is just off the charts. Every time they go against each other, it becomes a bigger match than their current standing in the roster should warrant, no matter what the said standing is at the time. Harley Cameron talked, or sang her way to a TBS title shot, good for her. The end result of the match will tell you pretty clearly if AEW is among the good guys in this world or not. No pressure. Mariah May's little exhibition match almost turned out disasterous for her. Luther's return completes Timeless Toni Storm's resurgence. This has been quite a story. The 9 man trios match was action packed and it actually led to something I was asking for. The Trios titles defended at some point. That match should lead to some awkward times in the Strong-Safir household, if that's still a thing? Penelope kept coming back against Rosa, which is nice, but a long match just to set up Bayne's first feud. Well, I guess I can't complain? Bandido and I are now within 4lbs of each other, but I can tell you I don't military press guys the size of Bryan Keith with one arm. The match was exciting and obviously this is an obvious pairing. Hologram returns to help Kommander against LFI and I would like to have seen Bandido get in on this action as well. Hell of an episode, overall. I wonder if the real Okada shows up to defend the Continental tile?

Just to keep him away from having a match against Satnam Singh, perhaps? Probably willing to throw away at least some money to block that match from happening anywhere.

And how many won't due to the deal with NXT being in place now? I mean prior to that, many of those name would make perfect sense for TNA but now they may not have the room or need for some of them. I guess we'll know soon enough?

Since DR has more than 3 members, you'll probably have to pick one more person to round up the hero crew. To be the DDP in this, I guess? Who do you pick?