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The CoV guns don't really break. If you overheat one you just have to go through a'repair' animation that's a bit longer than your average reload. I thought the same thing at first and refused to use the orange CoV pistol I got.

Maybe The Adventures of Willy Beamish off GOG? It's more kid-focused but is still a good point-and-click.

He doesn't cover his poop and he walks on me when I sleep but I still love this dumbass

I just got one of those and it whips ass. Pretty sure that I could set up my gun loadout to make a gestalt ZF-1, minus the netgun. I am genuinely interested in where they're going with the story (just got off Pandora) so I can't wait for the writing to brutally let me down.

I don't mind the vending machine changes but I'm with y'all on the tiny text. I played through the opening segment with Moze and Fl4k and I'm pretty sure I'll stick with Fl4k for my first solo playthrough. I'm all about a pet-based class. The new Claptrap voice is just different enough to be uncanny and I hate it. Well, more than just hating regular Claptrap.

Shaun Livingston is retiring after 15 years, 12 years after the gruesome injury that almost required amputation. I'm glad he got his rings and hope he enjoys his retirement. On the other end of the spectrum Delonte West is apparently homeless and living on the streets of Dallas. He was one of my favorites back in his Boston/Cleveland days and it really breaks my heart. Mental illness is a real motherfucker.

I got about an hour in last night. Killed the first boss and played a little way past that. It's definitely more Borderlands, which is just what I wanted.

In the best of all possible worlds Kobe wouldn't be able to leave the house for being called a rapist, but clearly we don't live in the best of all possible worlds.

Humble is doing the Bloom County comics bundle again. For $15 you can get every Bloom County/Outland/Opus strip. Anyway, Bloom County is great and you should buy it.

Anyone here getting it on PS4?

Speaking of psychopaths: Yeah, he dragged a middle school girl on the internet for going to her dance recital. That's Mamba Mentality.

Today is a solemn and important anniversary. Ten years ago Crying Jordan was born. Happy 1-0 to one of the greatest memes of all time.

A Philly story in two acts:

As a result of the board reorganization the film rights for Spider-Man have reverted to Golan-Globus Films.

I beat Dragon Quest Builders 2 last week. Really good game and I'll probably be screwing around on my island in the postgame for a while. I feel like diving into a JRPG next but am vacillating between DQ11, Octopath Traveler, and Ni No Kuni 2

Because it's the deepest, darkest part of the offseason I think we could all use this:

I already got Darksiders 1 & 2 free from PS+ and didn't play either of them so I'll throw 3 on the pile of shame.

I watched Zayn/Neville. That was some real good pro wrestling.

I don't care about spoilers so I'll check it out. Thanks.

Suppose a person just subscribed to the network who had never seen NXT. What are some must-watch shows/matches/wrestlers?

Worth clicking through for.

On her way out the door as Deadspin EIC Megan Greenwell makes sure to slam it on G/O media's dick.

Overwatch League expansion team-ass logos. I paid a guy on Fiverr to make a logo for my fantasy team-ass logos. Stock image from Coreldraw-ass logos.

Heathcliff is our last bastion of Dadaism.

The Lakers are going to work out Howard, Joakim Noah, Mo Speights, and Marcin Gortat. I don't even know what the least-bad option would be.