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Give him a break, the post-WWE cult deprogrammer is still working on him. Deprogrammer: say "title shot" Ricochet: championship opportunity Deprogrammer: (whacks Ricochet with a broom handle)

I contemplated downloading it for a second until reading that. Thank you for your service!

I hated the first one, and that ending is perfect.

Has anyone forwarded this to Jacobs just to enjoy the meltdown?

It’s easy to be friendly with, or hippy dippy namaste about, your pals who have trash political beliefs when you’re financially insulated from those people’s policies. Complete lack of empathy.

All I can think of is Rose braying "how boooouuuuuuttttt iiiiiiiiiit?" after every "joke" in his monologue at that one 'Mania. But I guess he was ahead of his time, as that's now MJF's whole promo style. I dropped off some free tickets for Bill Buckner but he couldn't pick 'em up howwww booooouuuuuuuutttttttt iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

I saw a headline that said Luchasaurus was hospitalized. My first thought was, "did a meteor hit his house?" I'm going to hell, friends.

The best part was they showed the announce table when Suzuki and Perry went to the floor and obviously Riccaboni wasn’t there, so Schiavone covered by saying he was under the table hiding from Murder Grandpa.

And then I downloaded a perfect Eddie Kingston and all its parts, only to find out that the creator never uploaded one specific part.

I just got back into Fire Pro after finally buying all the DLC except Fire Promoter. The negative, mentioned before, is that downloading guys can be a real pain in the ass if they use custom stuff. The positive is I have a Swerve Strickland who does insane Swerve-type combos and a Brody King with completely accurate tattoos.

I forgot to mention that the entrance way made it so evident how much they scaled down for Grand Slam for this year. I remember the first year’s show having a long video ramp to the ring. This year was just flat floor and a sad little 10 foot walk. I was worried about how Danielson would time out his entrance with such a short distance

HBD @Shartnado! And @Matt D

I loved the booking of the Hangman match, with Page just losing it and wanting to fight everybody, to the point of even threatening Aubrey Edwards. It's just this sad tale of Page as a good man who has thoroughly and utterly lost his way and I really hope there's a satisfying endgame being booked for this story because it's pretty cool so far.

Fuck yes. Go to an AEW show and then hold signs all night about some dumb radio show/pod that has just the worst garage dad opinionz 4 u re: wrestling just hoping, I guess, they mention you in their dumb fucking show? Please rethink your life choices.

All DLC for Fire Pro Wrestling World is currently 60% off in case anyone needs it!

I'll keep you posted on how it's going but a few weeks ago I discovered the drawbacks of overtraining. I'd been doing six days per week, an hour and 15 to an hour and a half of weights and the same amount of cardio alternating, for a long time. One night I was like, "fuck, why am I just dog-tired and ravenously hungry?" I decided to cut it to 45 minutes (ish) of each instead. I'll let you know the impact on my weight but god damn, I feel much better. There's no point in working out like crazy if it makes you eat like shit when, if you're trying to lose weight, 80% of that happens in the kitchen, not the gym. But anyway, it rained a lot, so this week was: Sunday: Back, biceps, some legs Monday: Chest. shoulders, triceps Tuesday: Run 4.3 miles Wednesday: Legs Thursday: Back and Biceps Friday: Chest, shoulders, triceps Tomorrow: sweet, sweet day off

Crockett house shows >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(infinity)>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Titan house shows.

I concur. Make the trios belts the modern equivalent of WCW's lucha matches -- throwaway lower card matches where at least you know you'll get some wild, cool action. On Rampage, a long time ago, Top FlIght & Andretti had an insane match with three luchadores, maybe Vikingo, Kommander, and somebody, not sure. DO. THAT. SHIT. WEEKLY. FOR. THE. BELTS.

These dudes should have unionized years ago. I blame Hogan.

Re: Dominic Misterio…the impression I get is fans are in on the gag and just love to boo him. Taking it a step further, I believe we’re past “real heel heat” and it just doesn’t exist anymore.

Thanks for all the replies re: The Bucks. It seems to boil down to “I just don’t like that style.” And that’s cool. The customer is always right in matters of taste. As a guy who had his love for wrestling revived by PWG in 2010, The Bucks and the wild-ass arcade wrestling style are exactly my jam, just inject crazy spotfests into my veins. If I find myself legit lol’ing at the 5th false finish or 25th insane spot, so much the better.

I always heard he was a Stairmaster guy. Which, just…god damn. Twice in my life, I’ve run 10 miles outdoors, which took around two hours. I can imagine an hour or two on the Stairmaster in the 80s, no TV or anything, just climbing endless stairs and staring into space. Even if you’re “people watching” at the gym, the novelty of that wears off. Jesus.

I’d be fine with Edge, Christian, Billy Gunn, Dustin, Jericho, Jarrett, etc. in card opening comedy six man matches.

In the sense that great matches and clean finishes are cool? Yes. In the sense that everything needs to be SERIOUS BUSINESS? Nah.

That is hilarious, because you can hear Luger’s NWA/WCW theme in Creepshow 2 — I guess it’s part of a free music library somewhere. Coincidence?