Technico Support

That's one of my biggest complaints about GTA4/5. I played Vice City at least a dozen times, and I went out of my way to find different ways to complete a bunch of those missions. It was also nice doing things to set up a mission for success before you started, like leaving a fast car nearby before starting that stupid race with Hillary. Might be why I've never replayed either of the last two games. At least the online missions in GTA 5 still have quite a bit of flexibility. What we lost in flexibility, we gained in ease of access. Nothing worse than failing a mission in GTA3 or Vice City and having to drive all the way across the map to do it all over again. The new checkpoint/retry system is great and I have no idea if I would have the patience or persistence to go back and play those games today.

lol i'll pretend u said 18

Single player DLC for GTA5

Still not as bad as "irregardless."

Not sure why they dropped The Mechanics nickname. Anyone? Couldn't find a manager named Mike Yeah man maybe they could go all Green Lantern Fan and turn their backs to the ring and raise the double birds. That would showThe Office what's up. Jesus fucking Christ.

god damn

Now I'm getting all wistful over the days where we got so little wrestling of substance (ie pretty much all squashes) on TV that a PPV/big event headlined by main eventer + 4 midcarders vs main eventer + 4 midcarders was face-meltingly awesome.

Was the executioner himself or did he execute bastards?

Alvarez comes off like he's had multiple concussions in his life. Dude can't remember shit and has all the verbal slipups (transposing names, etc) common to CTE. I weep for the future of wrestling journalism/editorial once Dave retires/dies.

Photographic evidence that Del Rio is a prick?

Kevin Owens becomes the first man to ever hold the ROH, PWG, NXT and WWE titles. Okay, it's not going to happen, but I can dream.

I still can't listen to Straight Outta Compton without changing the lyrics to "when I'm in your neighborhood, you better dig a moat / 'cause I'm comin' to slit your mothafuckin' throat."

I highly doubt Ric didn't know.

Were they both going to blade and then rub their foreheads together? Nah, they would have gone straight to rawdogging

I enjoyed Cesaro's transition from the Sharpshooter to the Crippler Crossface, a move heretofore known as "Canada's Greatest Hits."

I don't remember him saying anything really bad about her but maybe I wasn't paying close enough attention. I do remember one of the wrestlers (Strong, maybe?) giving her a really hard time before a match. What was the reason she only did night 1? I have no idea who the guy was who announced nights 2 & 3 but he was awesome.

Doing anything with theater people sounds like the 7th circle of hell. Playing D&D with them sounds like something Dante thought of and then rejected as too brutal.

How fucking dumb. Reminds me of grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre weakly hitting Sally with the hammer.

By "the whole company," you mean NXT, right? Not the entire WWE. Right? The smart mark sliding scale (women = +5 points, Japanese = +15) leads to some ridiculous hyperbole.

NFL admits officials screwed the Ravens out of a win This is really a banner year for shitty officiating. Oh well, I'd rather have a higher draft pick than a meaningless win.

Yeah, when you've worked a Nazi gimmick, "shitty Asian stereotype" isn't so bad.

GOD DAMMIT YOU DON'T SEE THE THREE'S COMPANY SET CHANGING EVERY WEEK

I know! Thank god the guy who made Mad Men previews found work.

Before I remember that he was dead, I thought that was Stu Hart. (on the left, just to clarify)

God damn, Burrito. Much like Gonzo, I have no really good advice to give. I just want to wish you well moving forward with whichever way you decide to go with this.