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Such a weird mishmash, but you can tell the artist loved Daredevil — he gets featured 3 times! Bald, goatee, gold chain…ain’t nobody doing it like Colin Farrell.

Sabu vs Ahmed Johnson would need to feature an on-screen timer where we'd all be betting the over-under on how long it would take for one guy to get injured and/or injure the other. The promos leading up to it would rule, too. A mute vs a guy you just wish were mute.

Loooool that’s some next level Hogan shit. “Not only will we not take the pin, we won’t even be within 100 feet of the pin.” Please, TK, please Miro and Malachi these old goofs.

My Name is Bruce vs They Call Me Bruce. All we need now is that Rick Springfield song about not wanting to be called Bruce and we’re all set.

I want to see Hangman win ALL the secondary belts and reign as uncrowned best in the world until the actual reigning champion demands he drop the stip and fight for the title to determine who the best really is.

(MVP hears that his team isn’t figured in for a title run any time soon): “hey Tony, I have a great new gimmick idea!” Didn’t they lose the tag belts in some wonky ass way that involved not losing? Fuck those guys.

Every Republikkkan is having long talks with Mitch. They’re one way conversations, but still.

I just hope Dana awarded Hager with a tall beer. “Get yo self a tall beer, you enjoy that, boy, you’ve earned it!”

Powerslap: Dana White looked at UFC and figured it wasn’t exploitative or dangerous enough. Fucking gross, and a real testament to the bullshit nature of our government’s regulation of sports. I lived through the leeches in congress holding grandstanding hearings to publicly dress down Mark McGuire for ruining the sanctity of a fucking kids’ game played by grown men, and now we have steroid freaks and run down ex athletes giving each other brain damage on live TV. Oh man, fuck everybody.

And I wish I could stand up!

In this economy, you’d have to settle for a Splenda momma.

I tried keto for a while, maybe 6ish years ago. It worked but is a pain in the ass. Dudes on r/keto act like it’s magic and you’re rewiring your body into a fat burning machine but, truthfully, it’s all just caloric deficit. In reality, the best diet is the one you can stick to. I’ve lost a lot of weight and gotten in much better shape and haven’t cut carbs.

Thanks! They should do a video package because I can’t be the only one who forgot that.

Throw in a dash of Companion as well. In other words, whoever owns V/H/S saw how well Backrooms did. It’s actually a genius idea…you can rip off the SCP Foundation website and it’ll actually be pretty easy to do; since V/H/S is an anthology, you don’t even need deep, feature length scripts.

How many states that AEW runs have (stupid ass, bigoted, regressive) laws against trans athletes? It might not be “we’re bending the knee,” but rather, “it’s hard to work a storyline with a talent we can’t book in x % of our buildings.” Still, if that’s the case, fuck those states. No AEW for them. They should be shunned.

It looks horrible. He's 10 years younger than me and looks 20 years older. Ending Thekla's awesome run just to re-run Willow/Mercedes at Wembley is awful. I don't even remember what Mercedes and WIllow's issue even is, much less want to see them settle it. I'd much rather see what Thekla and Mercedes could do. I really feel like what WWE is now comes from TKO thinking UFC's biggest problem is that their stars age out, lose fights, and eventually retire because they can't fight anymore. Everyone marketable from their heyday is gone and there's a dearth of superstars. Because wrestling is fake, the big names, in TKO's opinion, can last forever. Problem solved. There's no need to dedicate time to getting young talent over and sacrifice a quarter here or there when you can just run the Old Dudes Club forever. You didn't buy "well akshully Mark Henry is an awesome worker" back in the day?

Ciampa needs to shave that gross beard. Brother looks like Kevin’s neighbor from Home Alone.

I remember photoshopping that box on this very board with just the bellends sticking out from behind the logo. Good times. Why is the Clearwater tourism bureau sponsoring this show? Doesn't Scientology own like 90% of the town already?

I really enjoyed ELP's match against Fletcher and his desire to die for us and, if that's what he brings consistently, I'd welcome him in AEW. Not with the Bang Bang Gang, though. I can't stand the Gunns, Juice, or their stupid name, which sounds like a line of porn videos.

I have a crow from Arthur Morgan's sketchbook tattooed on me. I'm not going to talk shit about anyone's ink. And this is by far not the worst wrestling tattoo ever...not in a world where the guy with the Hulk Hogan backpiece is alive, and there's that Bill Goldberg belly tattoo. You know the one.

Every time I pack up our cooler, I can’t help but say YOUAH NOT PUTTING ME IN DA COOLAH! It never gets old.

It's just personal preference. I'd rather not see old guys who are only in AEW because WWE doesn't want them anymore/won't pay them what they want. Sheamus is a WWE lifer who suddenly is not, simply because management asked him to take a pay cut. If not for that, he'd have retired there. I'm sure I could name guys I'd rather see get time than Sheamus but really, the question is, who do you take time away from to give to Sheamus, and is it worth it? I haven't seen Sheamus wrestle in a decade and somehow nothing is missing from my life.

Repurposing the aimless trios belts as opening bout old guy comedy titles would rule. I need Hurt Business vs Cage, Cope, and Sheamus working a few inoffensive minutes around avoiding MVP's Haruka Eigen spit spots.

Word order is a funny thing, too. I hate when ring announcers in wrestling call out wrestlers in the wrong order. If you have a one-name wrestler teaming with a first name & surname wrestler, then the one-name wrestler has to go last. Otherwise, it sounds like they're siblings or married. Or both, if it's West Virginia. Example: "Their opponents, Riho and Kris Statlander!" Edit: it was amusing for Cody to use this as a trick when he didn't have rights to his name. He'd just go by "Cody" but in cases where both he and Brandi would be announced, they'd announce her second so it came out as "Cody and Brandi Rhodes."