Lawful Metal

Wow. Bobby Slowik back on the menu?

I guess you can take it that way. It was more of it looked like he got hurt, but what if the script was he was supposed to win it, and then had to do a press conference where he’s hurt and he has a list of grievances about people who couldn’t manage a Target (I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to gang rape your employees at a Target) I think I was actually concerned that he got hurt, not wishing for it. Just wishing for chaos. On a different note, WWE really needs an Undertaker character, where the gong goes off the crowd goes nuts and everyone in the ring freaks the fuck out. Hell I’d settle for a Kane.

Did Punk injure his arm on the Drew Mac Future Shock? I was hoping he’d win and be too hurt to go to mania. I’m on Team Chaos

Here’s something to get our mind off the Vince stuff: Cam Whitmore is a fucking gift.

Arthur Blank is ‘panicking, in total disarray’ over Falcons HC search https://www.sportstalkatl.com/arthur-blank-is-panicking-in-total-disarray-over-falcons-hc-search/

Given what we saw of Stone Cold and Undertaker, I have little hope for CAW. Which is the only thing I care about.

is Mariah May any good?

Goddamit

Still proud of my Texans. Baltimore made adjustments, Texans didn’t and Stroud never had any time to do anything (some terrible play calling didn’t help). Defense I thought did well first half, but was clearly gassed in the 2nd half. Lamar is a beast. I hate him.

I hate everyone

I saw a thing about the massive haul the Dolphins got out of all the players directly and indirectly from the Laremy Tunsil trade with Houston and it included Waddle, Tyreek and a bunch of other good to great players and the Texans got totally fleeced and yet the Texans have won multiple playoff games before the Dolphins. Crazy league

so you’re saying there’s a chance

That’s my coach of the year! Coach Cap can still go! Look at him running down the sideline!

Wow Priest and Balor are fucking ageless. I thought the play would be Dom stealing the briefcase and cashing in and actually winning, preferably by a Rhea Riptiding the shit out of Rollins. Then stick him in the elimination chamber against a murderers row and the story of the match is a) how does he survive and how does hometown girl bust in to save him. Especially if Priest doesn’t turn on him for stealing it. Watched only Seth / Jinder. Hated it. No fucking urgency ever, strikes looked soft. Maybe I’m spoiled since I watched Kingston / Mox recently, but wow there’s nothing on those strikes. Overbooked and still underwhelming. Rollins continues to be my least favorite dude.

Texans OC Bobby Slowik has gotten like 5 interview requests despite looking Bobby from King of the Hill. We’re hoping he sticks around for at least one more year like Lions OC Ben Johnson last year and Demeco Ryan’s the year before. is Ben Johnson still a hot candidate for HC jobs? Should Bobby stay or does he need to take a HC job now and not risk his interest going down?

Also: Finna run through a wall again

I’m just happy to be here! But with CJ, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! Also, playoff Lamar is a thing. Who knows! For the first time ever it really feels like the Texans actually have a chance.

I have no idea if this is actually true or not, but think of the salary cap implications!

called Bellichek too

lol cowboys

Damn.