Dolfan in NYC

Ray Allen to Cleveland

I was in the upper deck in right field tonight and this is pretty much verbatim what I heard for three straight hours. They also attempted the wave about a dozen times in the 8th inning alone. Right field terrace at Busch Stadium is Cardinals Nation at its classiest. They were apparently on camera outside too: http://deadspin.com/cardinals-fans-get-ugly-in-clash-with-ferguson-proteste-1643282285

Via Luke Halpert on reddit.... SANDOW-CAM!

Richard Sherman is pissed at Pierre Garcon for pulling his dreads during the game yesterday.

He was the best of us. Pouring one out for my fallen homie. He's the hero we deserve. But not the one we need now. Completely unrelated, "Brie Mode" should be used during CIA torture interrogations.

You have no idea how hard I laughed when I read that. I was so sad they didn't follow him on the train. Ambrose's adventure on the train could have been the best hour of RAW ever. Dean paying a trio of Mexican guitar players (you know the ones that roam the trains) to play him some Zeppelin would have been so amazing. Also The Rock is so amazing, he took a train to the Bronx that doesn't even run from Staten Island. Man swimming in that water...I hope he got his shots. The best part is he gave Dean a ride...sort of. God damn it. Stop posting. I only have so many likes and need sleep. Dean is God right now and he really needs to challenge Brock at Survivor Series.

I'm sure Ms. Hathaway could give 3/7ths of zero fucks what you think of her as an actress.

Florida QB Treon Harris is in deep trouble. He's been accused of sexually assaulting a girl after last weekend's game. Also, this guy's in his corner:

I'm not wasting a gif on a back up DE who can't beat out Olivier fucking Vernon for a job.

Yup. Dolph is saying United Airlines has lost the IC belt.

Oh, if you had the Over the Medonza Line on the BAC of Rob Bironas, collect your winnings. .218

Your fault for living in Staten Island. Everything else is pretty much the same thing myself and 90% of New Yorkers will co-sign to. Though I know how to drive and have my license, it's just extremely rare that I get the chance to do so.

Good morning Tigers and Angels fans! Welcome!

Don't give EN090 a reason to come in here.

Last week was the first time in history that 5 of the top 8 teams lost in the same week. So that means... NEW RANKINGZ~! 1. Bobby Bowden's soul can only protect you for so long 2. NCAA Violations R Us T3. Vniversitatis Civitas Mississipae T3. Vniversitatis Aniqvis Mississipae 5. Your Team Mascot is a Euphimism for Hairy Gay Men And my teams? Fire Golden.

And now a Bills player may be paralyzed. ugh

And I'm not sure where you say he "jabs at Jeter"... no where in the piece does he hit Jeter as a person. He throws haymakers at him statistically and the insufferable New York media sanctification of him as the greatest Yankee ever.

"Severely discipline" makes me think he's 100% done for this season, possibly into next. And that's regardless of the outcome of his plea deal.

Jesus, this may belong in the NFL Stupidity thread, but... 911 calls say Rob Bironas was threatening to kill another driver right before his death.

ugh.. The only saving grace here, is that Thursday it's supposed to rain heavily, all day, in NYC.

When Sandow eventually Single White Female's Miz, it's going to be SO awesome.

Supposedly it's bouncing (lol) between 3 guys: Zach Ryder, Justin Gabriel, and Sami Zayn.

I have a serious problem with Cleveland being on that list and Miami not being on it at all. And thanks, I never thought I'd type that sentence out.

It's almost time... barring a collapse, it looks like... American League Oakland/Kansas City @ Los Angeles of Anaheim Detroit @ Baltimore National League San Francisco/Pittsburgh @ Washington St. Louis @ Los Angeles of Los Angeles (this may swap) So, not only do we have the very real possibility of a Freeway Series, but we also have the possibility of - to Rippa's horror - a Beltway series. Baltimore announced they're going with a 4 man rotation for the Quarterfinals (I forget whatever they call it).

It's going to be worse next year, they're actively looking to put 4 games in London. By game 4, regardless of who's there, I'm sure the Winnipeg Blue Bombers would draw as big a crowd.