Dolfan in NYC

Carson Palmer is out for today's game against the Giants

What I wouldn't give to see them become the new Killer B's

Isn't that just Being Alex Riley?

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For those who missed it:

Beckham has backed off his demand to have the Miami FC stadium on the waterfront and is scouting alternative locations in Miami. Looks like Miami is getting their MLS team after all.

This is another angle of the HBP that Reed Johnson 'struck out' on.

From the "Athletes Saying Stupid Shit Defending Their 'Thin Blue Line'" files: About 15 minutes later, both of these were deleted and he tweeted: Larry Bird later said Paul George was told in those 15 minutes what a massively stupid idea it was to tweet the above.

Stanton has "lacerations, multiple facial fractures, and dental damage". Unknown how much time he misses. I'm assuming if he goes on the DL, he's done for the year, and so are the Marlins faint playoff hopes.

I've played GTA with him. He's not.

Mike Fiers proceeded to hit Stanton's pinch batter. Which somehow was called a fucking strike for the K to end the inning. Casey McGehee did his best George Brett impression. Mike Redmond then did his best Earl Weaver. Both are gone. Marlins retaliate the next inning and plunks Carlos Gomez and the DeSclafani gets tossed. Fucking bullshit.

NOTHING HAPPENED. HE'S FINE. Shut up about it.

I am confused.

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I know at least one won't be cool with it any more.

I don't have the NFL Network anymore, so I am a little stump by this. Let me guess, they prattled on about how the Ravens will be affected by the Rice situation. Poor, poor Ravens. More that the NFL front offices are now the story since the Ravens have done their part and the front offices steadfastly denied having the tape. Do you see that story anywhere on the crawl? Do you think you will? Listen to this, it summarizes what everyone not in the NFL front offices feels:

Uh oh.

This belonged more here than the boxing forum because... Well there are about 50 things wrong with this broadcast, the LEAST of which is Mike Tyson cursing out the host on live TV. Deservedly so, too. TO peeps, what the hell ADD psychosis is this channel?

The Marlins are set to offer Stanton the largest contract in club history. (Previous record is 6/106 for Jose Reyes (lol). The rejected offer to Pujols was 10/210). He's 24 now and will be 26 when he hits free agency. I'm honestly thinking nothing short of 10/250 will get him to say anything other than a series of expletive-laden directions for Mr. Loria, his mother, and the sculpture in the outfield.

Change of plans... September 27 - Season 40 Premiere Host - Chris Pratt Musical Guest - Ariana Grande October 4 Host - Sarah Silverman Musical Guest - Maroon 5

God I really wanted him to be the WWE Champion just based on these: http://youtu.be/4XDtXARTXwA http://youtu.be/84fAEmrTWmU http://youtu.be/-hO9ELioCAw http://youtu.be/7e7pEeyQJjo

SNL returns for season 40 on September 27th. The rumored host is Bill Murray. Next two shows are supposedly going to be Sarah Silverman & Chris Pratt.

Well, then he's officially done for this run. Fozzy is starting a tour on Friday. Hope he's not too banged up to do that.

Sony is prepping 23 Jump Street. I hope you people are happy. YOU did this. YOU deserve whatever horrible shit Jonah and his weed dealer vomit on their script.

He did not.