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SRS is reporting that Mariah May is going to win Money in the Bank. (well, not really, just that she's gone from AEW and joining WWE imminently)

Mariah May is no longer on the AEW roster website. She's expected to join WWE "imminently" per SRS

Oh there's a LOT to unpack here.

Well that's next week's thread title sorted.

There's an *checks notes* Etsy Witch, that's about to get very rich, very quick:

ok Game 1 is Wednesday.

Football players who've never seen hockey before is an important sub-genre and must be studied. Legette's *thick* southern accent makes me wonder if he's ever seen an ice cube before, much less a rink: see See if you can spot the overdub.

The Knicks finally looked like themselves today. Indiana under no circumstances will want to return to MSG.

Here's Kross cutting a promo on someone... I'd actually love to see a match happen at SummerSlam.

OKAY.... TOOOOOO much depressing shit there... Here's Penta with a puppy:

Runtime will be 2h 2m. Also, the film *will* be released in China.

GOOD FORTUNE Starring Keanu Reeves, Seth Rogen, Sandra Oh, Aziz Ansari, and Keke Palmer Written & Directed by Aziz Ansari Premieres October 17th

For those who haven't heard... A full and complete copy of Jerry Lewis' THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED has been found. The quick version is, a guy who worked at EuropaFilm copied it to VCR decades ago and it has been sitting on his shelf since. He's trying to sell it to a producer for it to be restored and distributed. Here's the 4 minute featurette about it:

On why the coaches did not shake hands yesterday:

Job's not done yet. LFG

BTW, Tyrese ended up 30/15/10 with zero turnovers. Someone described him to me as an actually good Trae Young. That seems about right. The Knicks and "on the verge of elimination", name a more iconic duo.

It's become clear to me at least, that WWE is counter-programming their competition hard. They even named a premium live event after one of the other company's top stars! LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES (OF INGLEWOOD)! ITS MONÉ IN THE BANK~! THE CARD~ MEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH - Solo Sikoa vs. Penta vs. LA Knight vs. Seth Rollins vs. Andrade vs. TBD WOMEN'S MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH - Alexa Bliss vs. Roxanne Perez vs. Rhea Ripley vs. Giulia vs. Naomi vs. Stephanie Vaquer †LAST CHANCE MATCH FOR THE WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP - Lyra Valkyria (c) vs. Becky Lynch John Cena & Logan Paul vs. Cody Rhodes & Jey Uso --- † - If Becky Lynch wins, Lyra must raise her hand as the better woman.

Okay, I finally have a minute to set this up. THIS WEEK!!! YOU LOVE TOURNAMENTS! SHUT UP YES YOU DO. Enjoy the week!

I think it would have worked for Tennant's as-yet-unbuilt Olympic-sized infinity pool on the coast of the French Riviera.

So apparently a new Street Fighter movie is being made because rumorz have if that Roman Reigns is being considered to be Akuma in the film. Then there's whatever this is: ...oh Adam. No girl no....

Tua, who will for once, finally have a good lineman in front of him. Puka Nakua on one side, JuJu Smith-Schuster on the other. Cameron Latu in the middle. Tua with time and those three targets is a horrifying problem to deal with. --- To answer Phil's earlier question... I'd guess you take a 23 & Me style test and if you have X, Y, or Z ancestry above 25%, you get to play for that X, Y, or Z country. So if the US team is full, Ghana and Angola are going to have some fucking stacked teams.

It does. But like everything else on this thing, you have to have the right touch. Our a browser like Firefox that allows you to connect to an http:// version of the site rather than https://

My flight got in at 2 am yesterday after a 3 hour delay. Here's AEW.

There will apparently be a new season of Crissley Knows Best. The President of the United States has announced a full pardon for Todd & Julie Crissley for Federal financial fraud crimes.