Dolfan in NYC

Only acceptable if it ends like this

So the campaign will be available in first person in the XB1/PS4/PC releases.

Not completely unrelated, but one scenario that does amuse me, if the Jets end the season at 1-15, they very realistically could end up without the #1, 2, or 3 pick in the draft. (Oakland, Jacksonville, and Tampa all losing out puts the Jets at #4 based on strength of schedule)

You know, I just looked at their schedule, and 0-16 is very much a possibility for the Raiders. This is what's left: vs DEN, @SD, vs KC, @STL, vs SF, @KC, vs BUF, @ DEN. That's 5 curbstompings awaiting (2 Denvers, 2 KC's, SF), 1 game that will be a loss that looks closer than it is (Buffalo), and two games where they may snipe one, but they're both on the road (SD & STL).

The Battle for Ohio is Thursday when 5-3 (?!) Cleveland goes against 1st place Cincy. Fowler and FSW (RIP) vs Dolfan, Josh Mann, and Mike Rose in a 3 on 2 handicap match, special guest referee _MJ_ And Chicago @ Green Bay is on Sunday night.

I'm assuming Dean was trying to teleport there using only Bray's rocking chair, but was only getting distracted by how fun it was to rock.

Fuck you Hollywood.

19 Jan '15, Season 6 First teaser. Also, if you haven't turned on a TV for the last 6 months, there's a terrorist group out there called ISIS. The TV show is thus (completely voluntarily) dropping the name for the spy agency.

Huge week in college football: Notre Dame finally gets a shot at a "quality win" to go along with their "quality loss" vs #14 ASU this week. TCU/Kansas State looks fun, but will mean nothing because none of them will get by the SEC schools in the rankings. Utah gets a good shot at throwing everything into complete chaos if they beat Oregon. Ohio State & Michigan St play to see who gets to beat Nebraska in a month (and then bitch about why they got left out of the playoffs) and finally... An ex of mine went to UT-Martin. I hope Mississippi State beats them by 100. AP Sez: #1 Cinderella, it's 11:58... #2 Why do we always hire whiny twats as our head coach? #3 Leapfrog #4 Maybe if we put out enough PR stories, we can forget about what our coach did to Miami, LSU, and Sparty #5 Well, someone has to force Alabama out.

Apparently the Texans coaching staff are "frustrated" with Clowney and his desire to not play while injured with a torn fucking meniscus or the flu:

Awaiting confirmation, but this is the alleged picture of Belichick walking into the locker room after the game.

Man City continues to make Man U its bitch. And Russia unveiled it's World Cup logo:

Aaron Fucking Ekblad. Yesterday was his 9th game. Yeah, he's not getting sent down anytime soon.

Ugh, fuck West Va. Glad these assholes lost

To a layman, that sounds insane. . . .Apparently it sounds insane to Romo also. He is now expected to sit. Brandon Weeden gets the start.

Joe Philbin's father died yesterday. It does not appear he will miss Sunday's game vs. San Diego

Damn, 9 of 10 have been their fed's top champion at some point. That has to be a record.

Who knows what lies ahead in November...

This is the Spanish broadcast of Scottie Upshall's eventual game winning goal against the Coyotes. It is incredible.

I was very surprised to see Nightcrawler is at 94% on RT. Guess I'll have to check it out.

The worst person on the planet Earth, Jameis Winston, has corrupted our children. Look... LOOK AT WHAT HE HAS DONE.

Hoke was as good as fired as soon as soon as he sent his concussed quarterback back into the game. The only way he saves himself is if they beat Ohio State. And even then, it's doubtful.

Preseason Rankings from USA Today: #1 - Ask us about our turtle faced senator! #2 - Ask us about our immigration policy! Wait, why are you asking for my ID? #3 - Ask us about our lacrosse team! Or better yet, don't. #4 - Ask us about our arena/cheese shop. #5 - Ask us about our ultra-marathon loving, DVDVR-posting graduates! Oooh boy I don't know if I can keep this up all season long.