Dolfan in NYC

The writing is spot on. But Bobby's voice. That's ...a choice.

Our long national nightmare is over...

Take me down, six underground, the ground beneath your feet. Laid out low, nothing to go, nowhere a way to meet.... Well let's see what happened last wee.... ...well damn! Already Ron, and you got a match this week with John Cena! I've got a head full of drought, down here, so far off losing out 'round here. Overground, watch this space, I'm open to falling from grace... Oooh and a lady just appeared on NXT and is already challenging NXT Champ Jacy Jayne for the title?? I wonder who this May be? Calm me down, bring it 'round, too way high off your street. I can see like nothing else, in me, you're better than I wanna be... And tonight... Nick Aldis presents RAW~! (Wait, Nick Aldis? We'll I'll let Scrap Daddy explain) ("Don't think cause I'm talking, we're friends." Best lyric of the 1990s.) Enjoy the week!

Finish... The... Story

Zach Wheeler says his current contract will be his last. It runs through 2027.

Orlando is trading... *Cracks knuckles* KCP, FOUR (!) 1s, and a pick swap on a 5th 1 to Memphis They will receive Desmond Bane.

What I saw on the Twitter website (so grains of salt) is that Hunter made the call to switch the title because

And two months later, here he is making the rarest feat in golf. An albatross, at the US Open!

Tyler Herro, who apparently is an idiot, says he 'doesn't believe in history before 1950.' That's like an awfully specific date... you know, given what happened in the 1940s and all.

Aaron Civale is being traded by Milwaukee to the Chi Sox for Andrew " -1.6 bWAR " Vaughn. This somehow feels insulting to both players.

This went about as well as her title reign is going...

Omos confirmed to *double-checks notes* "Gambling Industry News" that he's signed a contract extension.

You heathens don't even post Mel's video about this. For shame.

Hey y'all. Thanks to a suggestion, we now have monthly threads for WWE and AEW. As usual, let Phil (either one), Pete, Jae, or I open the monthly threads. I'll try to bring a little levity (GIVE ME TICKETS TONY. I KNOW YOU READ THIS.) and you can bring the complaints! Everyone wins! (Thanks again for the suggestion @Log you're a good egg.)

A good idea is a good idea, regardless of whether or not it comes from a long dead piece of wood.

Finally, a thread you can fill with your thoughts about the small, up and coming brand known as World Wrestling Entertainment and all of its friends! Will HHH be fired! Will The Rock mess up another push! Will Phil "CM Punk" Brooks do something that will annoy YOU?! Who knows! Let's find out together! Some GREAT news to start...

Forsyth County, Georgia has approved documentation that will allow an investment group to propose a(nother) expansion team in Atlanta. Third time's the charm?

(Never in human history has someone looked as 90's and Canadian as Steven Page does in this video.)