Craig H

Yeah, that would be the one. I mean, if Miro is loaded, living his best life in Bulgaria, and doesn't need to wrestle anymore then more power to him. Like most wrestlers though, he'll be back. I don't know if it will be WWE or TNA, but I could see him doing spots for Bloodsport or House of Bullshit in NJPW. Wrestling in 2025 isn't missing Miro though. Charlotte was out for a year or so and it feels like even that short amount of time was enough for the division to pass her by. Miro has been out even longer and is nowhere near the star Charlotte is. Why would I give a shit about Miro when Hobbs and Big Bill are killing each other each week, or Jacob Fatu is murking dudes left and right, or the War Raiders are allowed to be the War Raiders, and so on. The age of meat in 2025 doesn't need Miro and isn't missing him. Dude has all the ability in the world, but sadly, I think Vince being the fucking moron he is ruined Miro. If you want a huge What If, then it's what if Vince was gone years and years ago and the current regime ran with how popular Miro was in WWE.

He was booked to lose in the Owen and put over, someone, I forget who. When he turned that down, Joe was the one who was inserted into that spot and was subsequently awarded with a world title run.

There was time early on in AEW's history when they did the shows before they had Dynamite and even for the first few PPVs where Tony's hair was very, uh, styled and not unkempt looking. Then after about a year he turned into what's his name from the Mars Volta. I think it would do TK some good if he'd go back to that look. Yeah, it's a little too slick for a nerd like him, but it think it would help when he's at stuff like the Super Bowl.

Miro is back living in Bulgaria and supposedly has no interest in wrestling again since he made so much money off the stock market. I wouldn't be surprised if we saw him again, but I'm not expecting it.

I mentioned this before, but TK doesn't really double down. He just is hesitant to pivot when he needs to. It's pretty clear like with a lot of storylines that he has everything mapped out and that's the script he's sticking with unless someone gets hurt. In that case, as we've seen before, injuries for wrestlers in the middle of a storyline are TK's kryptonite. Case in point, Adam Cole.

Holy shit. I suppose God wanted you to get blasted on that play Patrick.

These commercials fucking blow. I also can’t recall one single trailer for a new movie aside from the teaser for How to Train Your Dragon.

Time to be salty… I think the Bills would be winning this game tonight.

I’m not sure what else he could put out there that would be worse than anything else he’s said. He’s just crying for attention now.

BALLGAME

Drake sitting at home in his Chiefs hat thinking, “yeah, well, I had that cameo on the season finale of Dave.”

This is all true. And I love all of it. I’ve been saying fuck Drake since he first thought he could rap. This has been so satisfying. Fuck Drake.

I’m trying to think of this is a worse burial than the Amazon Prime concert where k dot played Not Like Us three times in a row with the crowd singing along to two of them.

Kendrick has way too many good tracks.

YEEEEESSSSSS DO IT

YEEEEEESSSSSSS

Come on. Give me ADHD and Not Like Us.

That was a very confusing commercial.

Oh my.

Someone please stop Meg Ryan from getting more plastic surgery.

Wow. Not wasting any time to try and give the game to the chiefs. I’m not a fan.

I had no idea Power Stone was even in arcades. I'm going to get this collection purely just to have Power Stone 1 and 2 again.

I was about to quote Technico and Zakk, but Niko is right. They have brought up Jimmy Rave in reference to the robe in the past. It didn't really bother me much that they didn't this particular time. Swerve seems like a very creative, engaged, and thoughtful wrestler when it comes to storylines, history, etc. It would actually surprise me if Swerve or Nana didn't bring up Jimmy in reference to the robe. I'm also going to call this now and it's going to be something that will piss a lot of people off, but I'm betting Ricochet either cuts the robe up or burns it. What would be a really nice touch is if that drives Swerve to go off the deep end and the saving grace for Swerve, of all people, would be Hangman talking Swerve out of doing anything too drastic and to focus on kicking Ricochet's ass in the ring instead. Something like Hangman has been down the path Swerve is going down, Hangman knows he did something terrible to Swerve with the house and everything, and losing Jimmy's robe may have broken Swerve, but don't go down the same path he, Hangman, went down.

Funny story, for me anyway regarding the Toni Storm match. So I dozed off for just a little bit while watching Dynamite. I woke up during the Toni Storm match. When I watched what was going on I thought it was Mariah May, which was weird because they advertised a Toni Storm match. And then they showed or talked about Mariah at the commentary desk and then I got really, really confused. The combination of just waking up, seeing Toni dressed up like Mariah, and then seeing Mariah at commentary really fucked me up.

Juice Robinson is a luckier man than Buddy Matthews. Actually, both of those dudes can eat shit. I’m not jealous. You are.