Burgundy LaRue

You whiffed. The UNBREAKABLE analogy for LeBron/Oden was right there and you blew it like Mark Cuban losing out on free agents.

Freaks, the lot of you.

That looks good, in a ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND sort of way. Me likey.

All the collagen injections from his bad plastic surgery has gone to Sly's head. Literally.

Listen to this advice. The first two seaons were fantastic, but the final one? Yeesh, take it back, we don't want it! EDIT: Wow, Stephen McHattie played the Season 3 bad guy! Didn't know that.

I know the way to Lowe's for a chainsaw. I don't wanna, but I go Ian Ziering on a shark if needed.

KILL IT WITH THE LIGHTNING IN DFA'S PHOTO.

*sideswipes Marcos in attempt to parallel park*

U-S-A! CAN-A-DA! U-S-A! CAN-A-DA! NORTH AMERICA ROCKS!

You're black? Thought the only black guys around here were J.T. and madcap. Learn something new every day. And Jae has pictures of someone with a platypus, I just know it.

Selig trying to salvage his reputation as a no-good commissioner is hilarious. For that reason alone, I hope A-Rod fights this to the bitter end. If they think he's going gently into that good night--ha!

Yeah, if there's one rule these guys should know, it's to not take money or gifts from anyone outside of their immediate family. It's not fair, we all recognize that. But until the rules are changed, they have to be followed. It's just somewhat ironic that if true, Manziel doesn't even need the money, At least the others can cry poverty to a point. Manziel can't even get that benefit of the doubt.

I didn't have to parallel park, either. Thank goodness, or I wouldn't have gotten my license. Still can't do it.

Only if FOX mounts an invasion of Bristol. That'd be some quality viewing. Please take Greenberg and Cowherd first.

NO WAY, MAN! This is great drama. A living soap opera. Kick back and enjoy the entertainment. Here's a snack. . .

Dang, you were old! I don't know how I got out of it for so long. There's no public transportation in my area and I managed to finish school and work for a time without a license. My parents just chauffered me around, until they got tired of it once and for all. Not catering to me? Neglect, I tell you!

Late bloomers are cool. I didn't even drive until I was 24. Still on my first car--Toyota Corolla, yay.

A Dolphins fan penalizing a Jets player. Nothing suspicious with that.

LITERALLY, It's not me guys. It's next level bonkers. And that's not a baby clown, it looks like George Liquor, American.' And what was that book that nightmare fuel was from again? Whatever it is, it's scaring me. And I don't scare easily. Nightmares for everybody, good night!

Yeah, the Phinnys didn't swim so strong tonight.

That's true--anything is possible. And since this happened during the BCS championship game, it's possible that they caught Manziel after he had knocked back a bottle of Jack Daniels. One thing is for sure: the guy is a trainwreck. Sadly, I think the worst is yet to come for him.

I need RandomAct to admit that he made this video during a drunken fit.

It's hard to see why Manziel would do it. Money isn't an issue for him. He already has the funds to drive BMWs, sit front-row at rap concerts and NBA Finals games, and vacation in the Carribbean. Unless they think the Manziels are lying about their oil fortune--which would be easy enough to prove--I'm not sure where this one is coming from.

You would have had me if you had said Dollar Tree.