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KAORU is at the Stardom show at Korakuen Hall today selling tickets for Chigusa's show on 5/23. They also announced that Hojo will wrestle on the card, too. I hope to hell Chigusa doesn't use all this Stardom drama to screw them all over the place. Starfire beat Koguma for the High Speed title. Satomura showed up and beat Chelsea in a singles match. Chelsea then announced she's officially joined Stardom. Shirai beat Nikki Storm for the vacant White Belt. Hojo beat Iwatani to defend the Red Belt. Completely off topic, when I was in Japan in January I accidentally wandered into a belly dancing show.

I don't know why they couldn't keep Adam Rose in more non-wrestling segments. Maybe a Raw GM is a little too much, but I enjoy his talking head segments on some of the Network shows like Countdown.

In slightly more depressing news, Chigusa and Onita will have a no-rope, barb-wire, exploding ring deathmatch against Dump and TARU at Ota-ku Gymnasium. Although, they are advertising Megumi Kudo as Executive Producer. Not sure if that means she'll check the C4 and tighten up the barb-wire or just be there to talk.

Not sure, she was in a 3-way match with Kris Wolf and that masked weirdo. She's got surgery coming up and is out about 4 months.

Kyoko Kimura broke her wrist today at the Stardom show down in Osaka.

Sexual harassment lawsuit inbound.

With Ed Ferrara driving the car?

AA= - DRONE

Nah man, Babymetal represent.

Is THAT when he injured it? Yeah, you can see it in the long version: