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In an alternate timeline, the challenge on the battleship was for Lex Luger to have Giant Gonzalez put the clawhold on him without bleeding from the eyes and ears. And it was aboard a spaceship.

Works for me. As long as she grows out some sweet chin whiskers.

I don't even remember weenie ass being a Triple H thing. Besides I always hated Triple H and C.M. Punk, but the former definitely did his damndest to ruin the Summer of Punk. I guess I'm not the cool guy that likes shitty indy darlings who take a break during the climax of a supposed PPV co-main event caliber match to huff each other's farts. Orange Cassidy has actually grown on me. But he had me from the moment I witnessed this. Toilet humor has its place as long as it's subtle and more importantly doesn't take place smack dab in the middle of the finish of a match. Granted I was never part of any crew that set up the ring for a show Chuck Taylor worked in Bucksnort, Tennessee. I'm sure it is a deeply enriching experience and gives one a sense of belonging.

I call this one "Bret Hart really is the shittiest Barry Windham." Nobody can do cowboy boots like the Windhams, sport.

Is it just me or does Jack Brisco kind of look like Tattaglia from The Godfather?

Maybe Shayna can be repackaged as an evil MMA clown.

That stretch of soundtrack during the bar scene is probably my favorite use of songs in any movie. Hell, Near Dark even got me to like a George Strait song; even though that's got less to do with George Strait than never giving a mule's patootie about anything remotely country western, or country and/or western.

I think it would have been an interesting story for Charlotte if she failed to end the streak on her first attempt at WrestleMania. Vince's obsession with Charlotte as the big boss any rising star can't beat in the first head-to-head matchup is rather boring, and Rhea Ripley is still in limbo after falling victim to this particular trope. That's even if Charlotte returned the favor to the rising stars, which she never really did against Asuka and isn't going to do for Ripley. I don't remember exactly when Charlotte found out about the issues with her implants, but since she ended up having to go away for all those months, that could have been played up as using/needing extra time to prepare herself to finally be the one to end the streak at Summerslam. I agree that is an awful lot of extra time to drag out the streak even further, but then again did anybody picture Bayley's current title reign lasting this long? As long as they would have committed to Charlotte finally ending the streak in a rematch at Summerslam and built up a few interesting challengers for Asuka until Summerslam, things would have worked out fine.

I don't see why not to be. The hugs are immaterial to them being shitty jobbers that just happen to be fond of hugs. If C.M. Punk was skinny fat, then that makes Chuck Taylor skinny morbidly obese and Trent Beretta is a homeless fentanyl addict's Juice Robinson.

Or.....or......if Barry Horowitz and Reno Riggins had babies, they would be the Best Friends.

Not everybody relates their entire enjoyment of pro wrestling to workrate. Great in-ring psychology to lose because the dumbasses took a hug break at a pivotal point in the match.

I mostly watched Dynamite except for the end of the Women's Four-Way, but there was no way I was going to watch some weenie ass main event shit featuring the Best Friends over Io/Sasha. That was an easy decision to make.

Becky also exploded because of the uninspiring and annoying sequence of events after Charlotte ended Asuka's streak. Charlotte ends the streak, immediately loses the belt to an undeserving lame pet project, goes on vacation for most of the summer, then immediately returns to her previous spot once she gets back from her summer vacation. Totally status quo vanilla nonsense sandwiched around Vince pushing whoever the fuck he wants to at the expense of actual deserving talents. Big match Charlotte is boring as an act that only serves to suck the momentum out of hot acts like some kind of vampire. It would have been a more interesting story for her to lose the first match against Rhea, then have to figure out how to defeat her; not the other way around. Besides like Asuka before her, Rhea seemingly isn't going to even up the score with Charlotte in the foreseeable future. To be fair, Rhea hasn't spiraled into looking like a lame ass loser/choker in quite the same way Asuka did while Charlotte was on vacation after WrestleMania XXXIV. It helps that Io is a worthy champion who was long overdue for a title win herself. That being said, it's still hard to see how she'll ever regain the same momentum she had after being the one to finally end Shayna's long reign as NXT Champion.

Speaking of which, the new Code Red Gates of Hell Blu-Ray got released today. https://roninflix.com/collections/new-to-blu-ray-06-02-20/products/gates-of-hell?fbclid=IwAR1vcWDn2b7T0vde2cMhthHrAxsWkotsJ4SzcLsaUU_FOnsiKoTU7XCt_X0

That was a nice long 22-year break between the last time I realized Joe Gomez even existed. I'm guessing it was early on in "The Streak." Or perhaps even halfway through the streak when they were recycling guys just to fatten that number up.

The gust of wind from the suitcase clearly knocked him off his trajectory.

I was actually more interested in Joe Bob doing an episode on The Beyond than watching the movie itself. I own the last two editions released by Grindhouse. In fact, I ended up buying the most recent Blu-Ray version twice because the first one I bought ended up getting scratched somehow and skipping on certain parts. There was a several years long period where I drank and watched it at least once a month, so I'm probably good for a awhile. I don't own Inferno but both it and The Beyond are also part of Shudder's current line-up. I believe Inferno is also on Tubi. Inferno was one of the trailers (they play a few every week during the break before the second movie) in between Brain Damage and Deep Red, and I was just as interested in seeing Joe Bob try to decipher all the weird, wacky wild shit happening in that one as The Beyond. Deadbeat at Dawn was actually one of my main guesses for last week's hyper violent movie but I couldn't remember if Shudder had the rights or not. I still need to watch it by itself and then check out the Last Drive-in Episode. Apparently Shudder doesn't have the rights to Dead Heat because it hasn't been added yet even though Cannibal Holocaust and Joe Bob's Commentary (without the movie) have already been added to the streaming episodes. Fortunately, I caught Dead Heat live last night in case the rights issues don't work themselves out.

Yeah, my dad copied Dead Heat off the video store rental tape then recorded over it when it came on HBO. Random trivia; one of the big meathead robbers was also the big jacked up naked guy that causes all hell to break loose in Re-Animator.

A few weeks ago in between movies, Joe Bob got my hopes up that he was doing Inferno or The Beyond.

The real laugher I was pointing out is Andy Dalton being the answer to diddly shit. 0-4 in the playoffs, 1 TD/6 INT, with 21, 17, and 16-point losses, mostly against Texans teams where the starting quarterback was a sentient box of Hamburger Helper. If you're not familiar with Dalton's supporting casts with the Bengals, he had the luxury of throwing to this obscure receiver named A.J. Green. The Cowboys can still rescind the franchise tag on Dak, and very likely eat a 6-10 bucket of shit this year, led by the greatest quarterback Jason Garrett never had the opportunity to coach. It would give them plenty of money towards 2021.

Yeah, it actually pissed me off when that special edition of The Sect came out not too long after the regular edition. No way was I double dipping for The Sect after buying the regular edition that came out first. The Sect is good. It has a version of the devil that is as freaky in its own way as the goat monster. It opens up with a flashback to some 60's Manson cult type stuff with "A Horse With No Name" playing. Then it jumps forward to present day where this elaborate plot unfolds to have a teacher get pregnant with the antichrist.

Scorpion released The Sect on Blu Ray in 2018. http://www.diabolikdvd.com/product/the-sect-scorpion-releasing-blu-ray/

Calling Dalton albino Tony Romo would be an insult to Tony Romo. Besides if you really don't think Dak is the long-term answer, you should want him to play out the string with the franchise tag on him so the Cowboys don't lock him up to any kind of high dollar QB contract. Admittedly I'm biased since Dak is the only QB (that played for my favorite college team) that I can even remember making an NFL roster. You're right though. He did have multiple games last year where he failed to lead the team to a single TD drive and others where they were shut out after an impressive opening TD drive. That's inexcusable even if Zeke had the breakaway speed of a guy afflicted with chronic liquid shits following his little "pay me or fuck off" offseason sabbatical to Mexico. That's why I'm all for the shit or get off the pot approach with the franchise tag. As far as Dak and his agents are concerned, if he plays his way to a long-term payday, that's even better.

This whole thing reminds me of how odd I find it whenever Ric Flair brags about making George South look like Ricky Steamboat in a studio match. I mean I get it in the context of Flair buttering his own ass for being generous to the lowliest of jobbers and being able to carry the proverbial broomstick to an entertaining match, but in practice, it's lame and silly. To be fair to Flair, he is one to talk out of his ass and misremember things frequently so maybe the match wasn't as competitive as he made it out to be.

In junior high, we somehow used that song to make fun of this country boy with a stuttering problem. Even called him Infarmer.