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DangerMark

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  1. Looking through, this is the first year of the Mahomes Era that the Chiefs have managed a positive penalty yardage differential.
  2. Hypocrisy or Joe being a billion times better than MJF? I guess we'll never know.
  3. What's amazing is that they didn't fire him sooner.
  4. Uncooked before uncensored might have worked? Uncooked last is baffling.
  5. This is the first time in several years that I've actually known what "the funniest shit ever" actually is.
  6. It's being exported to the other side of the world, two serious cricketing nations have lost 26 wickets in two days in Sydney, top score in the game so far being Rishabh Pant's 61 (33 balls). As to your more recent post, I find it hilarious that even now whenever Bancroft's name is mentioned, the BBC feel compelled to mention that he got banned for ball tampering. Still, I can imagine running face first into your mate like that does suck.
  7. And then, finally, someone will know what a Casual Viewer likes.
  8. It's the second most perfect ending to this whole futile exercise, behind @SirSmUgly getting sent away to a secure facility in the WWE sections of the board, but is able to post at perfect liberty everywhere else.
  9. I would have thought so too - with one exception, all the Rugby goal kickers I've ever seen kick better from the touchlines that way around - but in the NFL I've seen plenty righties go from the right side and do fine, which I guess makes a little sense if you want to hit it straight on.
  10. BazBall going away without Baz - recently installed as the white-ball coach - also going away is the wishful thinking of Michael Vaughn.
  11. I think there are legitimate discussions to be had about how defenders hitting players near or over the sideline are officiated, but that is not what happened here. This was a). a head-shot to b). a player who had clearly given himself up on the play. You cannot do that in the Year of Our Lord 2024. As a wise man (I think John Gibbs, but I could be wrong,) once said: "it's very simple: you can't hit 'em in the melon."
  12. That is a 10 game letter, not a 3 game letter.
  13. This game's already been invented, it's called Blernsball and it'll be hella popular in the year 3000 when we're all dead.
  14. By and large, I think the Rules Analysts on the major networks are dumbasses who don't have a clearer idea of what a catch is than I do, and I sure as shit didn't need Dean Blandino or whoever to tell me that Al-Shair and whoever decked him first were getting ejected. Still, watching on RedZone last night, there was one rules interaction I would have liked an explanation for: I'm pretty sure it was Washington let the play clock run to zero, but instead of it being Delay of Game, Tennessee had 12 men on the field and that took precedence. Is that right? If so, why is it right?
  15. I'm bored and rereading this august thread on a late train home and I would like to know if you did miss this Nick Patrick garbage as you descended into the hell of latter day WCW.
  16. This doesn't seem like it ought to be allowed. Any of it.
  17. A dumb story based on unattributed comments like this deserves a counter story with comments of an equal or greater dumbness.
  18. Not to make you feel bad, but for whatever reason I was playing a fun game on Pro Football Reference called "which team has the shortest gap between All Time Leading Passer and All Time Leading Rusher," and the Bears were the only team with a gap under ten thousand yards, with Jay Cutler (ca. 23K passing yards) over Walter Payton (ca. 16k rushing yards) and I can't remember, but that might also be the lowest All Time Passing Leader figure. I just thought it was a fun way to put into context how bad Bears QBs have historically been.
  19. Where's the joke here? I don't watch AEW as assiduously as I should, but I love Kip Sabian as a ludricous comedy midcarder. I have to psyche myself up to watch a lot of SRS BSNS stuff, y'all are not selling me on Adam Cole's return; but Kip Sabian's goofy ass is something I've always got a minute for. It helps of course, that I frequently don't need more than a minute for it.
  20. Absolutely baffling, is what it is.
  21. We don't know shit about shit. Oh, by the way, that Eight Hundred and Twenty Three came in only one more over than Pakistan batted for.
  22. My pet theory is that Jeff Jarrett is approximately the perfect midcarder and the further he is from the centre of the card, the worse he is, to the point where he reaches the main event he becomes unwatchable for cosmic reasons that I don't fully understand. Meanwhile, I could believe that Triple H might really be Main Event, but his existence forces the question "is it possible to be Main Event and still not good?"
  23. Well, fuck. I didn't realise we shared a birthday.
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