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  1. Cobra Commander
    Why the fuck would you start the card with that? so, is there a reason why the Fightland card has no real connection to the stuff they’ve been kinda building on TV in the last few weeks?
  2. Cobra Commander
    nice of them to accumulate Priscilla B-Roll in case they need to cut away from what Jimmy Havoc is doing
  3. Cobra Commander
    Tom Lawlor's blinking cowboy hat is amazing, he's on a roll where he makes Dave Hester-looking Dominic Garrini seem interesting by osmosis Also, I've probably typed this already, Jimmy Havoc & Priscilla look like a couple who met on MySpace.
  4. Cobra Commander
    I'm excited that CMLL manages to avoid accidentally having their videos blocked by YouTube due to playing copyrighted music. So, will they have a ladder match where Perico Zacarias is in a box waiting to be claimed by the winner?
  5. Cobra Commander
    Konnan and Injustice in the same segment.. very concise to put the two least valuable players in the fed on the screen at the same time. Injustice is talented in the ring, they just get too much TV time and the gimmick sucks. Meanwhile, Konnan is a babyface whose revenge porn-centered storyline a few months ago also ended up being pointless. Also when they announced Injustice at 317lbs, I was unsure if that was for 2 of them or all 3 of them.
  6. Cobra Commander
    I guess they would prefer not having racism scandals in back to back taping splurges
  7. Cobra Commander
    not sure if I would have bleeped "White Trash" without bleeping "punkasses"... but Steiner certainly hasn't changed much
  8. Cobra Commander
    Mr. Wrestling II was invited to the White House, and it turns out he was convicted of a felony in Hawaii that means he's on the sex offender registry. I'm not kidding. (Of course Wrestling 2 refused to go because he wouldn't unmask, which, true or not, is a pretty stellar story) Maybe I should have used the "John Wayne Gacy and the First Lady at Polish Constitution Day" example here but.
  9. Cobra Commander
    I don't think this fits for Matches from the Past or Images... so here's the Steiners having their way with Double Trouble from a handheld. They probably should have put this on TV in 1993 because the Steiners were pretty good at mauling random fat guys in 1990 too (I think they did the Doomsday DDT on Death Row 3260 too)
  10. Cobra Commander
    IIRC, the Snowman Memphis run started with him making comments in the Memphis media accusing the promotion of racism, so they got him aboard for a worked shoot based off of that. Then he won the title and bolted the promotion.
  11. Cobra Commander
    "Perico Zacarias, I know you're taking the death of Mr. Niebla hard, have this car"
  12. Cobra Commander
    the downside to merging the Collective and the Order is that they'll probably end up creating a B-Team out of the merged stable
  13. Cobra Commander
    I'm down for a Miz vs Punk shootfight where they do a tribute to this Lawler vs Snowman match
  14. Cobra Commander
    I watched the first match and part of the final angle. Some of the reviews sound like they accidentally did a tribute to 1997 USWA instead of 80s Memphis?
  15. Cobra Commander
    Congrats to Moxley on getting to live in the most expensive car in America
  16. Cobra Commander
    also with Scott Steiner and ODB on the roster, this fed is for people with deeply held opinions about roadside diners
  17. Cobra Commander
    ODB in 2020 looks like somebody who would kick your ass in a WalMart parking lot
  18. Cobra Commander
    Okay, I wasn’t prepared for old Masa Horie.
  19. Cobra Commander
    gonna need to do some science to figure out the maximum height difference possible in a match where the finish is a clawhold+sleeper. Which, really should be Lawlor's finish for this future. Maybe with a blowoff where one Von Erich has Lawlor in a sleeper and the other applies the claw. Although when Rip hinted at applying the claw, I thought Lawlor was gonna make Von Erich put the claw on himself
  20. Cobra Commander
    "See You In Hell" by Grim Reaper plays as Rip Von Erich walks out MLW mentioned Smith/Hammerstone in the video title and had it start around the halfway point, making me ponder the possibility of them having a 30 minute long DBS/Hammerstone match.
  21. Cobra Commander
    only ISW would have had Rip Von Erich be the son of Chris.
  22. Cobra Commander
    Rip Von Erich might have the most amazing hair in MLW, which is impressive since Pillmanito (Pillman Jr)'s hair is also amazing. Rip Von Erich could pass as Marko Stunt's big brother. Also, the Claw-sleeper is actually a good concept for a finishing move somehow.
  23. Cobra Commander
    El Nieto De Ric Flair is gonna dominate the 2050s
  24. Cobra Commander
    also congrats to Rusev on living the dream of being inside of a cake for way too long..
  25. Cobra Commander
    I guess that SBA appointment for Linda had some upside for the on-screen product in the WWE.
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